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[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

Aston Villa Football Club.

Back on Europe’s biggest stage.

#UCL // @ChampionsLeague

[emilia @emileya]

my mums putting makeup to clap in the street at 8 because she fancies the man across the road

[L A U R E N 🤍 @laurennmearns]

girls getting bored and putting on a full face of make up, i get bored and empty the biscuit cupboard

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

wow can we talk about how Gemma collins says chow mein 😆😆😆😆

[lauren @nffc_lauren]

jaykae pretending to be a bouncer and people actually believing him is the best thing ive seen all day😭

[xixi ✿ @KH4LDR0G0SWCW]

Asking my man to train me at the gym was a big mistake. This mf talking bout “don’t speak unless spoken to, you’re in training camp” i will smack you round the face with this kettlebell

[Sophie Kasaei @SophieKasaei_]

Lads always go for the dead skinny ones ... maybe if i lose some timber I won’t be single

[Hannah @Spampoodle]

Jess: I’m not going to just go off with Mike.

#LoveIsland

[Kirsty @kkirstylouise]

Jess to Mike: me and you would work more on the outside i don’t no about me and Luke

Jess to Luke: the literal opposite
#LoveIsland

[Nọ́lá Thee Journalist @NolaMarianna]

Well Leanne, you’ve been dumped from the villa and you are now free to have all the space you want from Mike 🙃 #LoveIsland

[ثامر ال محمود @ThamerAziz97]

When my parents use me as a bad example....

[claire @ClaireeePorter]

#necxmas2019

[Harry Cole @MrHarryCole]

This is economically illiterate. Someone earning £82,000 is paying just shy of £26k a year in income tax and NI.. set to rise. More than £2,000 a month not less than a tenner. Forget fake news. This is a straight up lie and patronising pish.

[Jordan McGettigan @Jmcgettigan]

Boils my fucking blood. Young lad with his whole future ahead of him went out to enjoy himself and never returned home, what sort of pussyhole leaves their house with a knife. Life is far too precious.

[Theo @Thogden]

When your flight departs at 7:30 pm

Parents at 4:30 in the morning:

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Think about this

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

The love between the boys is melting our hearts (in a nice way) 😭❤️ #LoveIsland

[Ryan Ruckledge @ryruckledge]

Imagine Maura goes all the way to the final with Tom and steals all the cash and says “That’s for thinking I’m a piece of meat” #LoveIsland