Claire Burns

There are only 2 ways to do this. One is to laugh and the other...well, I forgot.

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

On an unrelated note, NBC has renewed The Slap for another season. #Oscars #willsmith #oscarslap #chrisrock

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/pwHNJJTolr

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

Literally my block. Obvi it’s TERRIFYING here.

[📢 PPGNY Action Fund @PPGNYact]

The Supreme Court just ruled that your boss or your university can, based on their own objections, take away your birth control coverage.

We will not stand for this attack on our bodily autonomy.

#SCOTUS #HandsOffMyBC

https://t.co/ukKI3xVbhT

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759 - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency https://t.co/aPa9U9vaso

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

On a scale of 1-she’s lost it, how bad is it that my new favorite pastime is waking my sleeping cat? #Quarantine

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

@Morgan hahaha well that’s far from true but it was loads of fun nonetheless!!

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

@Morgan Haha what fun! I certainly could have made it more active as well. Oh isn’t hindsight fun!

[Madalyn Baldanzi @madalynbaldanzi]

@NYCRUNS It stars the TOO FUNNY FOR THIS WORLD @clairelbs who very gamely screamed a lot in the rain for this silly video, as well as the supremely talented @GeorgieAldaco @apocalypseclown @MissusClown

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

Yes, I’m a sucker for Bdwy ballads but I’m also a sucker for brilliant, powerful beauty used for good. Thank you once again @Lin_Manuel & Ben Platt for lending your talents to make the world a little better. https://t.co/PJuFeLpZnt

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Here's your March #Hamildrop.
For the kids.
https://t.co/DcX0u6ECxX
#FoundTonight #MarchForOurLives

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

Proud to be a part of this super relevant piece calling out action-less lawmakers with the hilarious @DarrellCHammond, @JuliaMat, and so many more. Kudos to @GHOSTCOWFILMS ! https://t.co/TaL1Kg8VLO

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

I realized all I want in a boyfriend is someone who will laugh at the funny things I say to commercials. So…an audience.

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

@rboerner Thank you so much for watching & your kind words! Fingers crossed for a full season!!

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

Can you believe?!! It’s finally time for my little pilot to air. Set your DVRs & cancel all… https://t.co/GJkJpCfbRs

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

I’m in 2 diff sketch shows this week with the line “mama like!” Is this what it feels like to be type cast! ‘Cause mama like!

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

@emikonouchi @michcoll You’re a dream for listening! 😘

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

The fun we had on @michcoll's podcast is truly indescribable. You'll just have to listen & laugh with us! It was an absolute friggin dream. https://t.co/RQJxGf8Mvw

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

Not just saying this: Best #FreshBatch ep yet. @Jessiejolles @ClaireLBS & I go deep on life + discuss #BiP + WRARMS. https://t.co/hcgqXx9USc

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

My dentist said I had an “infectious smile” but it just doesn’t sound like a compliment coming from him.

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

@cw_illusion so great you have a white male host for a show about a predominantly white male industry! Stretching those boundaries!

[Claire Burns @clairelbs]

To keep my day happy, I turned on Bachelorette instead of watching the President’s address. Is this how The Handmaid’s Tale starts?