Mister Clown

CEO of member @estnyc, @ucbtny house sketch teams Night Eaters, BedRock, and Dumptruck. Mexican-American god of naps, NOT a ninja clown.

[Mister Clown @apocalypseclown]

He stole someone else’s audit…

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Carlos Mencia, who created Comedy Central’s 'Mind of Mencia,' was arrested and charged with a dozen counts of felony state tax evasion

https://t.co/zLGGTWrB30

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A true high and low post threat; made his money dominating the boards.

[Alexis Pereira @MrAlexisPereira]

People forget how much of a problem Woody Woodpecker used to be. He was a demon.

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They’ve chosen a new Mike Pope.

[Talkin’ Giants @TalkinGiants]

Current scene at MetLife. It’s actually on fire.

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“We were at the beach for a sting…”

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

AM I TO UNDERSTAND....THAT *FEDERAL* AGENTS ....HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATING AN *INSTAGRAM* *PICTURE* OF *SEASHELLS* FOR *NINE* TO *ELEVEN* GODDAMNED MONTHS?!?

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@thatarin “This time, it’s a documentary!”

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@DEADLINE Schnidler?

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@thatarin Haha. “You $ee…with all the work already done, it’$ exceedingly $imple to ‘homage’ it.”

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Blowback from Bad Bunny was so bad, they’re trying to speak more Spanish.

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

Fox Host Ripped After Claiming AOC, Newsom Don’t Have the 'Cojones' to Impose Tariffs https://t.co/ksiOmyNZJn

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@GiantInsider Love is more powerful than Drake.

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Pull-ups would’ve helped.

[New York Post @nypost]

Airport security footage shows Nancy Mace making a ‘spectacle’ due to 'minor miscommunication' https://t.co/LR57bEe3Uw

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@JustinPenik And Hyatt

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@Variety Great actor and great guy.

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@JonHudson We stand with our captain.

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@JayCatch 🔥

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Recently heard someone say that huckleberry was the wood that was used to make coffins at that time.

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@LicensePlateGuy It is a receipt that you got her contact tho. 🤔

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It takes a platoon…

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

How to raise a building

https://t.co/8zWHvkH7SG

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@SportsSturm I stand corrected.

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This would be the tide that lifts all ships.