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i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va.

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before you wind yourself up to get all sassy in my mentions....know I've likely already muted the thread.

since I don't care.

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And my client just found the doc I needed!!!! So now we can tell opposing counsel at law firms 2 and 3 to suck ass!!!

***reggae horns***
***British finger snap***

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@am_yers My bff suggested it and honestly....i can only name 3 other times when I've felt more seen by a person.

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I don't know if I mentioned it, but last year for my birthday, my friends let me put on a presentation. They literally had to sit and engage with the topic of my choosing until it was done.
I built a powerpoint on the RFK/Olivia Nuzzi scandal.

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@kitt28katt Lolllll

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@ValkStrategy I don't know why "enormous square head" is so funny, but it really, *really* is.

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Cool.
Release the files so everyone can hold ....... ✌🏾Bill Clinton✌🏾........ accountable.

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Comer: The evidence we've gathered does not implicate President Trump in any way. Public reports, survivor testimony and official documents show that Bill Clinton had a much closer relationship with Epstein.

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Anyway....I just announced that I not only want to do it again this year, but that I want it to be my gift from now on. Lolol.

I also announced that I have my topic.

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I'm not kidding when I tell you it was top 5 greatest gifts anyone has ever given me. And you need to understand how big a statement that is since I literally bought a car for the first time in my entire life 6 mos ago.

You'll also probably get it more if you know even a

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little bit about adhd hyperfixation.

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Mount Sinai atop the back of a dinosaur.

But I was a clever girl today. Picked up everything everybody was putting down with this law shit across 4 different practice areas today.

Not bad.
Not.
Half.
Bad.

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I'm a clever girl.

I mean....I know I'm not a *dummy*.

But...sometimes, I'm like, "Shit. YOU are a clever fucking girl."

It's not always easy for me to recognize, 1. B/c my friends are soooooo smart. Like....scary smart.

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But also b/c 2. you can't ever really be too, *too* certain. Because we are living in apocalyptically stupid times. You'd hate to believe you're heads and shoulders above the rank and file when the rank and file to speak of doses itself with horse wormer and thinks Moses reached

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Also, between the show and Teddy Fresh (and to be clear, I am QUICK to throw on a TF hoodie and joggers....QUICK)....these ppl were swimming in cash. What a way to fuck the money up for *everybody*.

Smh.

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Ethan has been cheating on Hila for six months?!?

I gotta process through this on the day I decide to will my body back to health so I can go into the office and be a real person?!?

JDAN.

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And not for nothing....I can barely believe Hila is attracted to Ethan.....let alone....you know.....literally *anybody* else.

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beside baby elephants.

Meanwhile *I* gotta count to ten on a congested exhale to keep from saying, "My client is gonna sue your client through the fucking dick if you don't release this fucking money."

Since the Bar frowns on that.

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Terms/phrases I've had to discuss today that were not on my bingo card:

Interpleader
Rescission
Fraud in the inducement.

I will remind you, that somewhere in the world, a woman's job is bottle feed milk to orphaned baby otters.
Somewhere in the world, a man's job is to sleep

[Jack Miller @politicalmiller]

The law breaking will continue until there are actual consequences. I cannot emphasize this enough — people need to go to jail.

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funny how black children and teenagers are just expected to go through racist nonsense and to accept it as a normal part of white children and teenagers’ evolutions.