Claire Newman

So i thought I'd write something informative & interesting about myself, but that's just too hard, so you'll just have to find out for yourself

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

There’s just something about a leopard skin print face mask that makes me think of repurposed underwear. #justme?
#Covid_19australia

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@TweetingTimbo #TrueStory

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@TweetingTimbo @ulishoes What do you mean “used to when they were little”?? We still do!

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@oshergunsberg Maybe he’ll find Jarrod...

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

Things I thought I’d never say: I love my hot glue gun! #hollyhomemaker #easterbonnet

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@ulishoes I know it’s the end of school holidays because James had to have his hair cut. (Obviously he hates it!)

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@TweetingTimbo so that's why you're drinking all the beer?? 🍻

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@ulishoes must be careful about that white powdery stuff...#peoplewilltalk

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@smith_sn He was trying to drum up business by chatting to random kids. J & I ignored him-he was still shouting out as we rounded the corner

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

Highlight of the shopping trip so far...being heckled by Santa... 🎅🏼😳

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

That perplexing moment when you read the meeting minutes and you wonder if you were at the same meeting... #whereismyredpen #work life

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@TweetingTimbo I guess it's all relative...

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@TweetingTimbo how's that going for you?? 🍻🍻

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

Where is the #mancandy for the chicks?? #LaCourse

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@smith_sn @TweetingTimbo I've given up on the ensuite... #sigh

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@TweetingTimbo, sure honey...maybe once the kitchen is done...

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@TweetingTimbo @smith_sn cue audible sigh

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@smith_sn @TweetingTimbo 1. He's allowed to do "short" events. 2. The kids love Pokemon & it's all about them #Iamsuchagivingwife&parent

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@NigelRichardson next time he can come & hold the bags so I can have a go!

[Claire Newman @Clairest1]

@NigelRichardson - we had a great time at the ice skating today. Kids loved it!! Em cried when we left because she can't go tomorrow...