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@reggiebblue Uh, no. I’m not going to be friends with someone who supports taking away my rights.

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@gracecamille_ Who would change there mind about this glorious beast?!

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@JDVance This is partially your fault. So you can fuck right off

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@cy_mott Or insists their friend/cousin/uncle was chased by a water moccasin

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@GeorgeTakei Black bear refers to the species, not the color. So there are, in fact, brown black bears. There are also “brown bears” which are grizzlies. Totally different thing than brown black bears.

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@WillSentell Is that a fucking joke? That doesn’t even cover half of monthly daycare costs. We spend that much on food. Not to mention diapers, clothes, new shoes, and god forbid they want a toy or book someday. I’d love to see this survey that creates incredibly unrealistic expectations

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@rebeccamakkai Yeah we said that a long time ago. That sure as hell didn’t last

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@such_hockey_wow Wait, so a bunch of bros are upset that OP made it harder to rape girls, and the school administration is supporting those hurt bro feeling? Sounds about right.

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https://t.co/iZUifcoKXL

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@BlackBernieBabe @EricMGarcia *homicide by their partner

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@triniliciousd But have you ever tried to suck on a cough drop while wearing a mask and glasses? Menthol shot straight to the eyes

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@buitengebieden_ “Can’t see me if I don’t look at you”

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@notfolu Welp. Definitely making this for T-give. But I’m going to try a ginger snap crust

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@sherdesleona @liilbratt @shanesteele030 @hayliediazz Looks like cat to me

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@Electric_Forest gets to either be an asshole or be the hero and save the day by giving wristbands to the 200 volunteers that just got cut at the last minute and are now either stuck onsite or half way there with nowhere to go, and hundreds of dollars spent in travel. You decide.

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Watching the Johnny Karate Show ep of Parks and Rec, and my toddler is fascinated. @prattprattpratt should do this show for real

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@prattprattpratt please make a Johny Karate album. Please please please.

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Could reporters stop asking if political leaders "believe" in climate change and start asking if they understand it instead

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@realDonaldTrump Dear @realDonaldTrump, the internet lasts forever.

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@maddow woooooo!