Clams247

[Clams247 @Clams247]

Nothing like hyping the girl who doesn’t follow money norms go out to karaoke night and sing multiple songs drinking a coke. She’s got the sugar rush and using it wisely at 11pm. Gave a few Wa’hoos for her.

[The Charging Buffalo @TheChargingBUF]

Don’t want to be a complain about the refs guy but respectfully this is insane

[Clams247 @Clams247]

As a grown man, getting hit square in the baby maker can take you out for a long time. Complete accident and no one at fault but boyyyy it was traumatizing.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

@BuffaloSabres Last goal is offsides. They called it quick cause it promotes highlights.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

Only black people will drain the Tunes prepaid. $20 on the tunes for the next person and they’ll play 10 songs without adding money

[Clams247 @Clams247]

Sometimes my friends are annoying. I asked if they wanted to grab dinner today, nothing crazy. I’m thinking wings and a few beers but come to find out I gotta wear a sports coat to the nicest steakhouse in Raleigh.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

Is classic music really 75 years old!? I don’t remember in 2000 music labels showing 1925 as classic rock. It’s 2026, stop gate keeping.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

@FanDuel what’s up with no play on JMU? Take my $100 x 10k people which is 1/3 of students a year, the last 30 years of the alumni, but not take any bets on their playoff games? Change the tampon and give us some action while it smells fishy.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

@BOOSIEOFFICIAL radio on a cruise with the volume higher than the speed.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

That ref absolutely F’d Notre Dame. He called a nonexistent holding on the kick return because he’s got money on ND but really he drained 2 mins for ND. ND could have given the TD and had 2 mins to play and win the game. That ref is shitting bricks rn.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

I be listening to @JuiceWorlddd too much. For example, I’d be golfing with randoms, birdied the last 3 holes and singing about death on the tee box. They asking what the hell am I listening to but remind Gerald he’s not even in the fairway, worry about yourself Gerald.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

Nothing like passing a golf course and smells like weed. The fellas are having a day.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

Did they drop all 5-6 at the same time or the planes staggered so 1
Bomb goes off and makes a hole and then continues so that each bomb is dropping lower and lower into the ground. Turning 200ft deep into 1000-1200ft deep.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

It’s wild an entire industry is based on a cookie cutter dynamic with other people against you. Get X amount of kills to unlock Z, you can also earn ABCDE ect, And Just Maybe you’ll get Y.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

I hope @GrantHorvatGolf tells the PGA he can’t participate because he has LIGMA and then posts a video an hour before the PGA event he was invited to and puts up 2 million views before the PGA event ends with their hidden 250k total viewers included pirated streams.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

The @PGATOUR is a joke to ban a tour player for playing in a LIV partnered event but then INVITE THE HOST OF THE LIV-PARTNERED EVENT.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

Being up to date on YouTube is a terrible before bed situation.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

Rude take: My neighbors got engaged. Several months pasts and I thought I was getting new neighbors in their place. Nope the girl gained 100lbs.

[Clams247 @Clams247]

When they accept your highest pay salary😅🤬

[Clams247 @Clams247]

“You were gone for a week, did you miss anything?”

My subwoofer 🥲