Ralph

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@_Hero_Hei_ I want to remind people that Brutal Legend, which Tim is very proud of, was a fucking lie. They advertised the game as a hack and slash starring Jack Black.

It was a fucking tower defense game.

This guy has always been scum.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@MarkedOne2 @Apocaloptimist5 Yeah. Which is why they didn't want them to vote. You may notice the North didn't allow the black populations to migrate to much. They wanted them to stay put so they would vote the way they desired.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@Cardmaster_FTP Because its a stealth game where (while I did not enjoy the change personally) the last two games were action games.

Also the plot just overall sucks. Corpo shenanigans? Thats...realistic. I don't realism in my SH. I want cults and monsters.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@GamerGirlReze @DeanGagaKennedy I mean he is a man who keeps getting his limbs detached and kills a monster with a chainsaw.
Just doesn't have the charisma of Bruce Campbell

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@RantyArts If your in a academy setting then the girls are by default lolis because you know...school is for children.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@KeksGrau @LeonelH96731680 @Killah_esemero_ Because the darkest thing Rudy has ever done was in the web novel before the author got picked up and took it more seriously. Its a non-canon event but they love to bring it up because int he LN and anime Rudy doesn't do anything remotely as vile.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@LeonelH96731680 @KeksGrau @Killah_esemero_ when he was like 14 yeah. Whats your point?

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@narfeyeron Enemies best left avoided

...Until you realize how powerful the block is then you start stabbing all enemies to death for fun. Im tired of this "RE7 was a return to horror"

Just no. No it wasn't. Its a action horror. Just like RE4. Only in first person.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@eternalstears @FantasyChim Who the fuck did he rape? How the fuck is he a pedo? He lost his virginity to a girl older then him. Two of his wives are creatures that will outlive him by centuries. One of the running gags is he loves big breasts a trait not normally associated with children.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@KevinTweetUs They took out the best part of LoU1 Bills Town.didn't get to go through booby trapped filled town, didn't get to go to the school, didn't get to fight a bloater.They replaced it with a gay love story where in the game Bill is so toxic his lover chose death over safety with Bill.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@ChloeImagine Get that larper out of the picture and Ethan? Ethan is a regular dude? I wasnt aware it was normal for humans to reattach they're limbs like its a inconvenience.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@ShitpostRock The evil force powering SH decided to take a vacation in Scotland and randomly fuck one black guy

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@airbagg3d Why is a 77 being treated like that's fire? Everyone know gamer scale is 10, 9, 8, and garbage

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@asr7c She was in worst shape then Leon. You can't fight bioweapons with one hand. Now that she's cured she may become playable again. Hopefully.

And while we're at it maybe we can let Sheva out of the basement

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@BUTCHCLRKENT I will only support Leon Preorder Kennedy because it's fucking funny and will make Twitter and reddit loose its fucking mind

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@OurHiltsHurt In don't blame her I just wish she was smarter. Like fake your death or something woman.

"Hmm I am to marry the strongest dude in the kingdom who is feared because he has enough backing to start a rebellion. Surely he won't be upset if I'm pretending to be kidnapped."

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@DavidVStewart Orcs were handpicked by THE LORD OF DEMONS to end life in Azoroth. If Lucifer goes "those are my people" you don't get redeeming qualities. Your just evil.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@YorchTorchGames The few things that did irk me

There are no straight gnome couples

There are 4 guards on the gate and the sole man gets killed

Isobol has a happy ending even though there are no happy endings wtf Myrkul deals.

Those are small complaints. One of the best games ever made.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@KevinKoolxHalo I hope that Activision starts by saying everything after halo 3, including non gaming media, is non Canon.

Chief is going to wake up out of that pod and him and Cortana are going to find a weapon. That simple.

[Ralph @ClanGravewalker]

@YouPoor_OldSod @SirMannix Well overall happy but why I'm upset with this game is because it's being written by a jew who has the actual writer of Last of Us fired and now goes around pretending he some made the world.