Kristen Maggi

[Kristen Maggi @Clancy01109]

Today I fell down a full flight of stairs. Fuck you 2020

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Update: finished The Undoing

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Starting The Undoing

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My boss just bought me the nespresso machine I’ve been dying for 😭

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It has never felt less like thanksgiving time

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Watching the Masters with my dad on this beautiful Saturday morning

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Never have I ever had a curfew and then came along Cuomo

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Kick started my day with two Oreos. Happy Saturday

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Fall > summer

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At least it’s only a four day week

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Just read through my sisters feed and I have truly never met anyone that unreal

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My mom waves to my dad every day from the front door as he drives off to work 😭

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It’s Friday bitchez

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@daniellemaggi You’re welcome for keeping you thin.

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I just met the cutest old lady at the car wash and she paid for me 😭

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“Omg esequiel fucking blocked me on Facebook wtf” 😭

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Everyone thinks they’re a gd Instagram model enufff

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@daniellemaggi I’m so indecisive you can’t cuff me cause I’m wifeyyy

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I can’t believe this is the world we live in

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Wondering if my eyebrow lady misses me as much as I miss her