Women are like dogs. If you haul one every with you from the first day you get one they are loyal af. But u leave one at at home every once in a awhile and they start thinking ur never coming home and head over to the neighbors
Girl* - "do you really care about me"
Me* - "hell ya i care"
Inner me*- Fuck whats her name..... big tits big ass ...... hell just breed her and give her some lutalyze itll wash"