Clancy Wiggum

I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.

[Clancy Wiggum @Clancy_Wiggum99]

@Breaking911 Of course not. World leaders never announce plans to go into war zones for security. Not until they’re safely out of there do they let the public know about a visit. Security 101.

[Clancy Wiggum @Clancy_Wiggum99]

I’m sure Jennifer Botterill is a lovely person but why is she on the @hockeynight panel? She never played in the NHL. How could she possibly have insight into the Men’s game like a former pro player would? Women’s hockey, sure. #HNIC continues to get worse.

[Clancy Wiggum @Clancy_Wiggum99]

@TheTorontoSun I didn’t realize infidelity and spousal abuse was a side effect of alopecia.

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@gracecharisxo It’s bareback for me…always.

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@TheoMoudakis @KyleFromQuinte @TorontoStar As bad as Ford is, there really isn’t much else to choose from. Nobody stands out as someone worthy of the job & no party has proven they can do a better job. This election could have historically low voter turnout & that could work in his favour. I won’t vote for any of them.

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@gracecharisxo

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@BBCWorld I hope he has his own production company because I would never hire him to act in a movie again and a lot of actors might not work with him now. Who can blame them? Get the help you obviously need dude!

[Clancy Wiggum @Clancy_Wiggum99]

@TheTorontoSun I don’t know about the “best” because it’s a matter of taste but they are impressive.

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@BBCWorld I’ve heard fat jokes my entire life and not once have I hit anyone in anger. I’ve wanted to but they’re just words. If words hurt you then you have issues you should deal with. Now, if someone strikes me, you better believe I’ll hit back worse. Chris Rock should have smoked him.

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So now @TheAcademy is saying they asked Will Smith to leave after the assault & he refused. What a piece of work he his. They should have had security “escort” him from the property & made him leave. #BoycottWillSmith #IStandWithChrisRock #ChrisRock #oscars

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@_brentgreen @CP24 Or you could learn to die from it. Time will tell.

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@kamalmander87 @CP24 Learn proper punctuation to start.

[Clancy Wiggum @Clancy_Wiggum99]

@CP24 It was inevitable and @fordnation and his puppet top doctor are to blame.

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@CP24 It’s hair loss not brain cancer! If Jada was so afraid to be in public with short hair she certainly didn’t show it. Wear a wig if you’re so self conscious about it. Will was 100% in the wrong & his apology was only made to do damage control.

[Clancy Wiggum @Clancy_Wiggum99]

@CBCNews The Academy dropped the ball when they failed to remove him from the ceremony immediately after it happened. They basically condoned the violence. And then everyone who applauded when he won the #Oscar also made a bad choice.

[Clancy Wiggum @Clancy_Wiggum99]

@CityNewsTO I stand with Chris Rock and unlike the #Oscars security would have had his back.

[Clancy Wiggum @Clancy_Wiggum99]

Ladies and gentlemen, you were introduced to the “real” Will Smith at the #Oscars tonight. His true angry & violent character is now known to all. I won’t support any of his work anymore. #AcademyAwards

[Clancy Wiggum @Clancy_Wiggum99]

After Will Smith slapped Chris Rock coming to the defence of his wife, I hope Jada switches things up & has sex with her husband only for a while. #Oscars #Oscar #AcademyAward

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