Christopher Brennan

Fred Willard enthusiast

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

I parted company with Stallone over his Trump worship but THIS is the great film composer BILL CONTI at 83 years old - conducting his iconic ROCKY score LIVE.

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@u2gigs A Day Without Me?

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@MacFarlaneNews

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@patriottakes

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@u2gigs Miracle Drug please.

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@doubledworth @warriorsworld Klay Moody

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@morgan_murphy Oh great...Shaq is now 7'5 and can dribble like Kyrie and shoot like Steph..

[NO CONTEXT MEMES @BabuCultt18]

@AMAZlNGNATURE For black bears, scream and make yourself look big. They might run off. For grizzly bears, climb a tree or play dead. They might lose interest and leave. For polar bears, have your affairs in order. You're going to die

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@NyraKraal

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@rockypoliticss

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@axios Time to fire the Consumer Price Index person i guess?

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@Super70sSports Willis vs. The Gooch should get an honorable mention..

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@bomani_jones

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@mj_lee Some of it hard to swallow

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@ThompsonScribe

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@LongBeachPost

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@JessicaTarlov Crazy bounce!

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@WokeRepellant You seem fun!

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@NBCSWarriors "Siri, what does joy look like?"