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College Lesson #33: Lint rollers are a godsend. #whoshairisthis?

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How does anyone pass Level 15 of Angry Birds!? #ionlyplaythisgametohavefunandlosingisnotfun

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Sad to say, but ClaraGallagher1 is the lamest Twitter name ever. Thoughts on a new one?

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Why would anyone follow Walgreens? I can't seem to find the joy in that.... #couponsforEVERYONE

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Apparently, when you neglect your Twitter for an extended amount of time it will send you hate e-mails... #GEETHANKS

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College Lesson #32: Oh, the things you learn in college, like that Live Action Role Playing extends to Wizard's Chess. #embarrassment

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College Lesson #31: Enjoy the little things in life, like seeing a student unicycle to class in the pouring rain. #dedication #pinkponcho

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College Lesson #30: You may walk into your bathroom one day only to find there are no mirrors. #ohthatsokayRisleyitsjustmyface #socollege

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College Lesson #29: you are never actually going to do the readings. 6 page paper on nothing. #ownedthatshit #youwishyouwereme

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College Lesson #28: Make sure you don't neglect to shave your legs for too long. #thatawkwardmomentwhenyourleghairislongerthanjeremys

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College Lesson #27: When someone steals your pumpkin, stealing the pumpkin from Ezra's head is always an option. #hesdeadhedoesntmind #WIN

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College Lesson #26:Cherish the times you could trick-or-treat. The only thing to do now is throw a flaming pumpkin into the gorge.#161things

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College Lesson #25: You know you don't get out much when the one time you go outside you see a human Pikachu. #pokemonissofourthgrade

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College Lesson #24: #thatawkwardmomentwhen your girlfriend is young enough to trick-or-treat and you see a unicorn outside your dorm room.

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College Lesson #23: You never know what you are going to witness in college. Spotted: two Asian mummies with umbrellas #bestuseoftoiletpaper

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College Lesson #22: If you can take "The Politics of Battlestar Gallactica", do it. You'll never have a chance to be this nerdy again.

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College Lesson #21: Go into midterms with low expectations, then when you get a higher grade it'll be great! If not, well... C's get degrees

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College Lesson #20: Don't pretend to "shoot that handsome devil" in the hallway mirror every morning... people see that shit.

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College Lesson #19: Pay attention when people are talking, you never know what you might overhear. "That damn Senator Lieberman is a bitch."