We all joke about a Weird Al halftime show every year. But they really should do it. Everybody loves him and it would be funny and enjoyable for all and it would be nice for Al to see how he's one of the most beloved men in the country.
Flawless idea. Weird Al has a million songs about two things all Super Bowl viewers love: food and television.
And even if people don't know his parodies, they know most of the originals, so they'll be able to at least hum along.
And think big! Have original artists join Al on stage to perform his parodies of their songs! Paul McCartney has never let Weird Al release "Chicken Pot Pie" (his parody of "Live and Let Die") because it goes against his vegetarianism--but imagine the magic of Sir Paul wearing a chicken costume to sing along with The Weird One...