Clara Vadacunt

I am currently unable to can

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

I can't believe I went from sat-sun and salary on 30th to barely sundays off and salary on 7th💀

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

@japan_nobunaga I have been defeated by courtesy is so Asian-coded

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

There's an art to beating around the bush, when did our conversations get so optimised?

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The whole of kandivali smells like we*d

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

Update on the guy: turned out to be a creep

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

Went on a date today and the guy clicked so many pics and vids of me (without asking) and put it on the drive and a link @hinge so the quality is maintained and I don't need to share my number.

Peek green flag🍀

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

Who knew hinge had more cringe than instagram

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I miss arguing with people on the YouTube comment section

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

Heard @AnyoneButYou is leaving netflix, real question is why was it on nf for so long when it had uninitiated lines such as - easy, breezy, Martin Scorsese

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

Turning into a father figure lately

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

I lost my ability to choose blindness now that I got Lasik

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I extroverted too hard this year

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I'm ready to settle for a jaggery daddy at this point

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

Can't believe I'm already on the 11th season of grey's

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Haven't been cxnt-y in a while

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Napped for 8 hours on a Thursday, gotta thank these Hindus and their festivals

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

Can I just find interesting people who are also just the right amount of interested in me?

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

Finding it more and more difficult to breathe these days, don't know if it's my Rocky mental health or the Diwali pollution

[Clara Vadacunt @Claravadakkan]

I hate the new Malad station and Khar station

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Mom's upset because I put up a dp with her sister instead of her

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Can't believe zepto is rolling out more teddy ads than nykaa