Clare

Proud to be Norn Irish... Shit happens, c'est la vie! Je ne regrette rien... Do what makes you happy...

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@siobhni An absolute force! Pure brilliant 🤩

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@SamanthaBrick Grieving for a child you never got to have is something you’ll never truest understand unless you’ve been through it; I understand. Thank you for writing such a raw and honest article 💚

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@TaylorMod @rickygervais Just commented to my Hub that you looked like the Liam Gallagher of magicians 😬

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@rickygervais please settle an argument… my husband thinks Tommy Cooper is funnier than you; I disagree. Who is correct??

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@rickygervais Now I only have half a forfeit to preform 😂

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@SamanthaBrick @mailplus Love this! I can’t wait to feel the sun on my naked breasts again ✌🏻

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@Will_Kirkman I resorted to having private orthopaedic surgery after being told I would have to wait for 4 years on the NHS…

[Clare @ClareCurves]

Just watched #humanity on Netflix, don’t think I could love @rickygervais any more right now! The man is a genius!

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@waddellmedia @Channel4 @siobhni @DiscoverNI @TourismIreland Absolutely can not wait to see you up in my wee part of the country 💚

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@PaddyMcGuinness An assault on the tastebuds 😂

[Clare @ClareCurves]

Just sitting down to watch #AfterLife for the third time. Yes, it really is that brilliant! Thank you @rickygervais 🙏🏻

[Clare @ClareCurves]

Just watching @rickygervais #Humanity for the first time ever, already loving it 👌🏻

[Clare @ClareCurves]

Watching @KathyBurke being forced to feel Christmassy on River Cottage: Three go mad is honestly my whole mood; even though I hate Christmas I’m always happy to receive gifts!

[Clare @ClareCurves]

Watching @gdavies in #mandown for the third time and still pissing my pants 😂

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@jennyeclair My thoughts exactly 😬

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@MichelleMone Rufus 💚

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@Gerard_McCarthy Constantly embarrassed by how backward NI still is 🙄

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@SaraONeillArt @CraigSpillard Definitely breathing a sigh of relief!

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@LorrieHartshorn Or the lack of children...

[Clare @ClareCurves]

@LilyPinkBaker The kids in my street sound like wild animals 😂