Clare

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 only today! https://t.co/4e5bpRZqaZ

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

That's my butt! Hells ya deegee https://t.co/R7xv8Kw538

[Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove]

69-Year-Old Republican Leader Thinks Delta Gammas Have “Very Nice Butts” >> http://t.co/MdYMepHaVB

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

If I were a homeless man I would jump out of the bushes and scare people shitless all day

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

So we can buy alcohol on Sunday but not fucking laundry detergent... #thanksvienna #abroad

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

When milk duds melt in your lap during the premiere of Jurassic World and it looks like you shit yourself...Prime

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

Of course I'm that kid that shows up at school a day before winter break ends thinking its a school day... #wokeupearly #soADD

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

Who the fuck buys coconut soap... I am fucking livid rn @EmmaLaub

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

Airports stress me out.

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

Discovery channel is fucking my mind!! #mermaidsarereal #mermaids #whhaaaatt #thisisinsane

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

Caitlin just ripped her pants... In the middle of class... I'm dying! #mathclass #mr.doyleirippedmypants #CRYING @caitlinryan410

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

I'm loving this pub life, who needs ID anyway! #beersforbreakfast

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

Nothing like scented fireworks for new years eve! Londoners do it right

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

Bling ringen this bitch! @kathchang_

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

Jake: hey guys, today I wore shower shoes!!! Paaaarrrtyyyy!

[Clare @ClareCurwen]

#SPLITSONTREES!!!