clarebear

[leanne @toothgarden]

jerking hard or hardly jerking?

[⎈ julia ⚓︎ @ca11mebiles]

jacob eldori, if anyone cares

[@clockteautwins @clockteautwins]

Thought I planted an onion but turns out it was a tulip

[twat ✭ @kaislay3r]

nigga said facetime me that pussy if its… cool

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Before the end of the year I’ll be in the best mental, financial, emotional, spiritual and physical shape I’ve ever been in my life.

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

How it feels to have a question

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I can’t picture Michael Jackson eating no pussy g I can’t I’m sorry

[jess @only1interIude]

fat ass fucking fingers fuck off

[cav empty @cavempty_]

pressing a large unlabeled button at work and hearing a loud sound followed by a man screaming in agony and then never doing it again or mentioning it to anyone

[redrum @griffisu]

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

y’all in her dms but i be at her house doin shit like this

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

A bad bitch never gone get in the car or get on an aux and play Kendrick

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

The grim reaper jerked me off

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

youtube when you’re not logged in

[✥ @qamrlight]

i love when women are 26

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

LET ME OUT!!!

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i bet yoda would taste amazing if you cooked him

[☆ BOSS BABY☆ @Ihateyara]

My pussy has a mind of its own and it’s evil

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online