Clare Horton

Creative, mother & dog wrangler

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@UberEats how do I speak to someone about the absolute rudest and worst restaurant I've ever dealt with? The app has no help for this.

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@nktgill I'm mostly concerned that he has a neon of his own name over the fire. Why?

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@oh_my_gemma I want to but can't justify the cost of buying it all to watch it!

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

Where do these people find time for an affair? I’m not responsible for the largest public sector organisation on the planet or dealing with a global pandemic and most days I’ve barely got time to piss.

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@oh_my_gemma You got a client quote in Glamour? Jesus, you're good. Consistently getting the wins Gem, well done! 👌🥰

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

https://t.co/t7kP6Ag427 who would have thought that parents were keen to reduce swearing in front of their children? A shocker! 🙄 honestly, the way things are reported.

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@nktgill Imagine attempting to correct someone when they're already writing and speaking fluently in their third or fourth language...and getting published. The insolence! #brassneck

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@amandadeibert Two in fact!
Regularly used to just crawl under chairs or tables and nap when in restaurants with my parents and their friends. I still dgaf about social niceties.
Got labelled "inquisitive" by the pse teacher, am now super vocal about sexual health, consent and better education.

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@urkaZZZ @amandadeibert I'd take sandwiches over 'cool kids' any day.

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@nktgill Amen. Had to say this to a friend in the past - not being unhappy is not the same as being happy.

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@tommeetippee_UK have sent a complaint via the website and a DM here. No response. #cuatomerservicefail

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@CountryLDMusic @BigMachineUK Hi @CountryLDMusic I'm not involved with @BigMachineUK not sure how the mix up has begun. Hope you find the right person.

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@nktgill How often do you text about Potter villains that your phone automatically assumed that?? "Oh here she goes again, definitely Umbridge, god shes a nerd" ❤

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@nktgill Amen sister

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@nktgill

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

“These aren't people. These are animals." - Trump, speaking in CA about undocumented immigrants.

And there you have it. What lies beneath Trump’s horrific agenda is the same dehumanizing mentality that has enabled war and genocide. Vote this Nov to say, “No. This cannot stand.”

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

Congratulations team! So proud to work with @Receptional 👐 #eusearchawards https://t.co/l8t7Ww1zv7

[Soraya Chemaly @schemaly]

"Almost half (45%) of Americans were unable to name a single concentration camp...the number was even worse for millennials (49%). Two-thirds (66 percent) of the latter were unable to explain what Auschwitz was.” This is how you end up with neo-Nazis legit running for GOP seats. https://t.co/16yfC9BKj4

[Clare Horton @ClareHortonuk]

@Receptional @eusearchawards Have a great time, bring home some trophies! #WinnerWinner