Jedi

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

[Jedi @ClareJade]

If you are a university/ potential employer, just know, I am an asset.

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@EastMidRailway the man on the mic on this mornings Sheffield to St Pancras (09:07 arrival) route deserves a raise, an absolute delight

[Jedi @ClareJade]

Love this for me @innocent

[yami 🌑 @yami___77]

jake: "kas saving lives in the day, and killing them at night would make him the perfect traitor"

kas: "saving lives as a job doesn't make me a traitor"

jake: "that's not what i said"

#thetraitors

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

Workers misplacing their anger towards immigrants for their labour exploitation is so infuriating

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@tacobelluk can you please update your app so I can use it on IOS 17 please thank you 🩷🩷🩷

[Jedi @ClareJade]

Having a first name as my last name really makes people question if I do, in fact, know my own name.

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@DreyfusJames @TrilbeeReviews You may not believe yourself to be transphobic, but from your replies here & you referring to an objectively minority group as ‘alphabet soup’ people, you are rude, entitled & honestly quite uneducated.

[Jedi @ClareJade]

How many times do you have to sneeze in a row before you die? Because whatever the answer is I’m close

[Tig James MBE #FBPE @tig_james]

This is the problem nailed.

[Jedi @ClareJade]

Feeling abandoned actually sends me into a spiral, all common sense leaves my mind and I just don’t know what I’m doing

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Unfortunately, a tabloid newspaper has got hold of a music video I recorded in Islington North with an iconic grime artist I've admired for years.

They are planning to publish a heavily edited clip, so I'm releasing the full version myself. Watch here: https://t.co/vwNGQN2wqU

[Jedi @ClareJade]

Some people just need professional help and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it till they accept that

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@PoliticsJOE_UK He’s worried he’s turning into a foreigner because then other people will treat him like he treats foreigners. Also if you’re being called a racist enough that it’s boring, you’re DEFINITELY a racist.

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@josephinejarrow @gurprinderdeep @BladeoftheS I truly believe that you believe that and it is so sad. I hope one day you grow & learn and eventually understand that the world is so much bigger than yourself. Also stop specifying men, I’ll welcome anyone with open arms x

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@gurprinderdeep @josephinejarrow @BladeoftheS Come on now, you’re not really quoting chat GPT at me are you? 😂

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@josephinejarrow @gurprinderdeep @BladeoftheS Ahahaha, absolutely no cap. I want us to all top & tail and tell each other bed time stories.

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@gurprinderdeep @josephinejarrow @BladeoftheS What an odd thing to say, I’ll make sure to note you down on the straight white men us ladies need to stay away from x

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@josephinejarrow @gurprinderdeep @BladeoftheS I did reply, do you struggle reading? Let them all in.

[Jedi @ClareJade]

@josephinejarrow @gurprinderdeep @BladeoftheS You really did just ignore everything I said for your own self interest. How much further are you going to prove my point? I sincerely hope you never have children.