Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰

Francophile. European. Full time wanderer. Map Addict. Tomatoes are life!

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

#totp It’s all hunchy hunchy shoulders and talking about budddies. (Bodies) 🤷‍♀️. Who knows.
Gets right on my wick that.

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

Hey @Sosh_fr. Je discute d’un problème de facturation avec votre équipe service clientèle depuis 2 jours. Il semble que votre agent du service ait maintenant disparu et fermé le dossier sans résolution. Veuillez me contacter pour résoudre ce problème. Votre service client est 👎

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@typogeek I thought the same. Happy days.

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@IKEA_France @IKEA_France Vous avez livré mon colis non seulement à la mauvaise adresse, mais aussi à une adresse qui n’existe pas. C’est bien sûr votre erreur. Lorsque je contacte votre service client, vous me dites que c’est mon erreur, il n’y a rien que vous puissiez faire.

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@NoContextBrits “In the bleak midwinter 🎶 « .
Absolute Fucking Choooooonn.

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

This is toss! #totp

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@lagomsensei Missed that. Cheers. Hot innit?

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

I only came here for the “you won’t feel the benefit when you go outside” comments. But was sorely disappointed. So here we go. #fugees #totp

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

They’re repeating themselves. Breakfast at Tiffany’s #totp

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@nicky_denovan Him indoors just said that! 😂

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@NickLovesSpain Manchego breakfasts.

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@JulieSmith2001 He’s not forming his words properly.

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

Elvis, Linkin Park or someone’s Nan? I can’t tell. Crypt. #totp

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

Fluffy. Is that Liz Truss on lead vocals?
#totp

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@Joelslucas @thebellow I know. How utterly wrong is that combination. 😂

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@TerrySparrow4 Col du Lauteret. Enjoy the ride. One of the best. 👌

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@ModigThe And our garden furniture. Some of them deposited via the blackbird’s rectum.

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@TerrySparrow4 That brings back memories.

I had the same. Back and forth between my employer and the Prefecture. The latter wouldn’t give it. The former wouldn’t have it that I couldn’t get it. A right carry on. c2004 that was.

[Clare Golding (aka Madame Goldwing)🇪🇺🇫🇷🍅⛰ @ClareLaJonchere]

@TerrySparrow4 Nice sign. 👌.