Clare Sanborn

[Clare Sanborn @ClareSanborn]

Prom vs. Wedding ✨😻

[emily june @emilyjune_]

I wanna go out to dinner and all we talk about is the submarine

[trap dad @dude_gang]

me and my friends wouldve hotboxed that submarine I’ll tell u that much

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

Never watched Vanderpump in my life til these reunion specials but I love the British dude and the girls hurling every insult in the book at evil mustache man and his mistress.

[sami sage @samisagesays]

i feel secretly relieved when i open the dryer to find the clothes are still damp and i can postpone folding them for 1 more cycle

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both

[tris 🏃‍♂️ @nottriscravello]

these gpa-looking gas prices need to go! $3.89 is summa cum laude gas. i need some academic probation gas ⛽️

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

i just know scott disick punching the air

[Alicia @AliciaH113]

Why could 25,000 people attend the super bowl but dads still can’t go to their own babies ultra sound?

[✨🧚🏻‍♀️🌷 @ruledbyvenus444]

If you’re a woman or you know a woman please share this. This happened to me in Orange Park, Fl just now

[Quan ⋆ @Quan2Real_]

When my fam ask me what dish i brought, ima say “beef” & then swing on my cousin

[Tom Fitton @TomFitton]

Thankfully, the Constitution does not give the media the ability to declare the winner of a presidential election.

[Mike Yoder @yoder_esq]

While we were asleep, Michigan just happened to “find” 138,339 ballots.

And all 138,339 ballots just happened to be votes for Biden.

[Gabby Rodriguez🌈 @gabbyrod12]

🖤