Why you should never ask a man what he's thinking
'I was just thinking you look like an owl'
quickly followed up with
'a wise owl though'
oh well that's okay then
#whatmenthink
With 20% off everything on my website this weekend, my Broch bangles are very popular made of solid hammered and carved silver https://t.co/iknAjWtlz8 please take a look
My new site is finally live! Please take a look at https://t.co/iknAjWtlz8 To celebrate I have a coupon code that gives you 20% off anything in the shop until the end of the month just use code launch20
After a lot of work my new website is nearly ready to publish π This statement necklace is one of the pieces you'll find on there and I can't wait to show the site to you
A heart felt congratulations to @JoeBiden on becoming the president elect. The hard job now begins to heal a nation that has been deliberately divided for 4 years. I wish you and your nation the best of luck.
Stupid optimistic me on Tuesday
I'll buy a packet of 9 twix and I can have 1 as a treat after work
Thursday lunchtime
Where are the twix? Who's eaten them! Suspiciously eyes up dog & cat - it's no good looking at them you greedy twat you know exactly what happened to those twix