Ms. Worldwide

hey my name is Trey and I have a basketball game tomorrow

[RMJ @reneerapp]

normalize shutting the fuck up

[SIE @_badassiee]

I’m the girl yawning in the club.

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

@KJ_Probasco No it doesn’t

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

@kayemmcee_ The eternal struggle

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

a concept

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

maybe I wouldn’t have anxiety if I were a little honeybee visiting a field of lilacs and sunflowers with my bee friends

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

@danyaclein Did someone say gluten free??

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

The Batman was the wrong movie to sneak a whole Chipotle burrito bowl into. It was so dark I couldn’t see all the extra sour cream

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

shut up

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh.

Just sayin’.

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

@AliyaAngela522 I hope you’re doing well too! I look forward to more plum updates!

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

@AliyaAngela522 Merry Christmas, I hope you’re enjoying some plums!

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

only 8 days left in 2021

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

This is a formal request for @Wawa to have gluten free bread. I miss hoagies.

also pretzels

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

@POTUS Cancel the loans Joe <3

[Netflix @netflix]

Again.

[🧚🏽‍♀️ 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔞.𝔢𝔱𝔥 🧚🏽‍♀️ @pareenasumbli]

rest in peace princess diana, i know you would have loved pete davidson

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.