Claret Bingo

Host of cable's "Ask a Gay" and weekly podcast "Shweasels!" Love tank tops hate flip flops aka Ivanka's gay bestie. Pronounced Clare-it

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@JGrissomNYC This picture may be true, we've certainly seen the plaque, but you have a terrible reputation as a pathological liar. A quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore? Nevermore.

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@realDonaldTrump You MAY be able to identify the Mexican flag-- from that time you tried to get your daughter drunk on margaritas-- but can you identify any other except the US one (which makes you look like a fat loser)?

Quick, what's the capital of Nicaragua?

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@JacksonRickun I don't get it.

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@ElijahSchaffer @DonaldJTrumpJr Stupid stupid stupid YOU

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@kayleighmcenany History will remember you as a Goebells. Make-up artists will remember you as a nightmare of mascara and eyeshadow. Go away.

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@IngrahamAngle So another 200,000 people who have families and loved ones don't die?

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I’m horny
LOL

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@senorrinhatch Your pubes have corn chunks in them. REMEMBER #notanapricottree

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THEIR FARTS AND THEIR BUTTHOLES. I miss Jaredette’s ‘80s curly hair brush puss pubes.

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YASSSSSSSSSSSSS. Tried to teach Vonk and Jare but they kept farting, and I kept eating them

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@realDonaldTrump Member when ‘Lania locked me up? She’s soooooo boring when she plays Austro Hungarian sargeant. Which is ALWAYS. #norange

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@IngrahamAngle @realDonaldTrump Do you relent when people shame your disgustingly flabby arms? That’s the real news. Sean Hannity’s are worse, Vonx told me. Name four cities in China with populations over a million— and I’ve been plowed by at least six dudes from each! #jealousmuch

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Sooo fun just got banged by a BIG #nollywood star. #leakybuttbed

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The Swimming-Poo Library #RemoveALetterSpoilABook #Litrlybeenthere

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@AnnCoulter I welcome them into my butt! Latinos are HAWT!!! #gaybestie

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@seanhannity @AmbJohnBolton @POTUS Um ok as long as we get more Afghan blankets #grannysquares

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@billoreilly Like my urine samples.

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@SarahKSilverman https://t.co/XxLFnppgMd

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I miss @jaredkushner's '70s pikey trowel bush. #shemalezrock

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I miss @jaredkushner's '70s pikey trowel bush. #shemalezrock

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True blue meanies #BandsOrSongsInHistory