Clare LaTourette

Cats, crafts and closet nerd

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

I'm a woman (with a small cup size at that), a LGBT ally, and poor. I don't ever have to meet trump to know what he thinks of me. 💁🏼

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

But are you done throwing your adult sized tantrum yet, @realDonaldTrump? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

@TheRealJRSmith but I want you to stay 😖

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

@AshleyRaeOwen @cavs Yes!! :) you?

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

But how do I become a hot dog dancer? @cavs 🌭

[JR Smith @TheRealJRSmith]

Meet me on street damn the back!!

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

@TheQArena I got yelled at for trying to take the stairs by a security man 🤯 I just endured the loudest and most unpleasant elevator ride I tried to prevent 😬

[JR Smith @TheRealJRSmith]

How many rings you got?

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

@warm_k1tty Highest*

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

@warm_k1tty The Vermont cheese has become rare and macaroni and cheese is still in the night demand of its life. They’re going to switch to Ohio cheese 🧀

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

Kavanaugh will be fine. Why? Because even our president grabs women and can sexually assault them and well... he’s still our president and women are objects. So anyone can hold any title and objectify whom ever they’d like. Land of the free, am I right? 😶

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

@MichaelRapaport your character in ATypical was the answer to our bonus trivia question tonight! 😎

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

Can’t blame bad customer service on bad weather @united 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

Just the boss here trying to be serious & tell someone to be at work on time ...& they gotta make the motion like “wipe the Colgate off your smug face, clare” 😑

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

I will be 50 & still be greeting people at work with toothpaste all over my face 😦

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

@sirpeezy So many backpacks for off campus studying😂

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

The disorganization of the browns stadium is gut wrenching. Even while the browns are out it’s the factory of sadness 😭

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

New 2018 goal: by December, meet @Channing_Frye !

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

How can our vision of our country feel so unclear after 242 years and 45 leaders? But Thomas Paine said it best-
“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.”

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

Does LeBron get the assist too? 😮😍

[Clare LaTourette @Clareyyy]

One of my teachers filled out official paperwork and select their race. Those chose to fill in other with: “human” and I love them😭