Clarion Problems

All the shit you love and hate about Clarion County, Pennsylvania.

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@exploreclarion let's do an article on "Why I voted for Donald Trump and regret it."

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The only source of "news" locals get is from facebook posts by @exploreclarion

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Your family members barely have a high school education, but insist they are thoroughly politically educated. #clarionproblems

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Trump supporters... #clarionproblems

[Toby Hill @TobyHillBar]

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We have an instagram, just started today! Follow us for cool pics, specials and... https://t.co/s1vtaL3GEF

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Beer cracked. Commencing ALF.

[Toby Hill @TobyHillBar]

Tonight!!! Paint n drink! http://t.co/liIFV4lWcj

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Wanna be a hero and find a drunk Clarion asshole? Check out the Youtube video? #clarionproblems
https://t.co/UDJTvWZUVp

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@clarionu Do students charged with attempted criminal homicide also receive financial aid?

[Toby Hill @TobyHillBar]

The COLEMAN LABOR DAY PARTY! FREE CAMPING AND GOOD TIMES! BYOB! Come out Saturday evening at anytime, set up camp... http://t.co/ApcnYCJDZK

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Clarion gets an economic stimulus package every first of the month.

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It's now ALF month.
Alcoholics Love Fall.

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R.I.P. Long John Silvers... but who actually ate there anyway?

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Murderer on the loose in town. #clarionproblems

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Tonight at Vinny's all drinks served with a shot of bleach.

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It's August 5th and I've already burned through my welfare check. #clarionproblems

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They say seeing an Amish man's balls is good luck!
“@exploreclarion: Man in Amish Buggy Exposes Genitals... http://t.co/I5ATINQ6Dj”

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Friday night! Girls, slits out tits out. Guys, keep wearing those high socks and sneakers - the ladies love it.

[Captain Loomis @CaptainLoomis]

Ladies, make sure take an extra 15 minutes on your outfits, hair and makeup. @ClarionProblems will probably be judging you. 👌😉