Atty Chismosa

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

Do y’all remember how parents were against the HPV vaccine because they thought it would promote sex?? Then never told their kids they aren’t vaccinated?

Anyways, here’s your reminder to get Gardisil if you want to.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

“I am not 100% sure of the answer but let me research it and get back to you” should be the #1 tool in a young lawyer’s toolbox. Do not be ashamed to not know the answer to something. Giving the right answer promptly is better than guessing in the moment.

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

I have really gotta stay true to myself, fields of hay bales just make me happy.

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

At what point are middle aged women give the go-ahead to be absolutely insufferable and the worst versions of themselves towards younger colleagues?

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

Any day that I start my day with soda instead of coffee… just, don’t mess with me. I’m likely feral.

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

Boomers talking about technology always makes me lose a brain cell, at least one.

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

When you say “ftp” and apply to new jobs back in SC only to get a response within 40 mins 🫣🫨

I very much fucked around and found out.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

taylor swift wrote down bad and now i’m going to kill my self in front of her

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

I said to myself “the simulation is simulationing” instead of simulating… so god really didn’t do his best work with me.

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

Were you honest with yourself? Every version of yourself?

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

Alright the mental health episode when Tony is trying to get Christopher to see he may be depressed is making me 🥺 cause it’s really Tony trying to be there like he knows how to.

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

Alright, so I’m watching the Sopranos for the first time through.

[Atty Chismosa @ClarissaChrist]

Tony lying to his therapist and saying Carmela did something instead of the woman he was stepping out with?

NAUR

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is why i’m scared of the ocean i always thought a tuna fish was small wtf

[Jenni @hashjenni]

we grew up outside, not on the internet.

[betty @sluttyesque]

whoever has my voodoo doll can you put aquaphor on her lips