Clarissa🦕

ready to retire •••• she/her

[Clarissa🦕 @ClarissaKae]

I talk twice and this is the greatest thing I'll ever do

@CocaCola

[Clarissa🦕 @ClarissaKae]

@foldNthecheese mhmmm this i believe

[yasmin @ycsm1n]

as a child watching harry potter, i thought moaning myrtle was played by daniel radcliffe in drag

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

“Yeah I had breakfast today”

The breakfast:

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

microdosing freedom by not going to bed

[Clarissa🦕 @ClarissaKae]

@foldNthecheese *buys plane tickets*

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

How your email finds me

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

you ever think about this

[Clarissa🦕 @ClarissaKae]

@catpack__ @foldNthecheese and ohio???

[Clarissa🦕 @ClarissaKae]

my boyfriends drunk ass: "i think I was pissing in third person"

[Clarissa🦕 @ClarissaKae]

@foldNthecheese you after @RS1096 says "shhh" to a minor noise

[Clarissa🦕 @ClarissaKae]

@foldNthecheese DKSKSK NOT wrong

[Clarissa🦕 @ClarissaKae]

lotta ugly boyfriends on insta today

#NationalBoyfriendDay

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I don’t know what local weather channel needs to hear this, but we don’t actually need to see the weather guy swept out to sea on live television to understand that there’s a hurricane outside

[trash jones @jzux]

“slut era” i whisper as i go outside for the first time in two days

[Leah Tiscione @LeahTiscione]

Why are they called kegels and not pussups

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Sloppy where??? This is an Organized Joseph.