CLARISSA BABYBRUJA

Post Traumatic Ennui.
My pulp ain't fiction.

Gemini ☀️ Aquarius 🌙 Sagittarius ⬆️

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

@LuvAfterLockup Lindsey is good for television. She should be a writer with all the drama she comes up with. I'll watch anything with her name attached. True story

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

I find that every 5 years or so, i rebrand myself. Now that I'm a stay-at-home i feel the need to rebrand again. Maybe this is just a #gemini thing?

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

Other parent's will ask "how do you stay so fit?" and i'll reply "gotta pick up that change mah boi"

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

This will be me in a few years at the drop off/pick up line at the elementary schools waiting for my kids

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

Let me just tell y'all, I cried through this whole episode. Rey is un heroe para los mexicanos en todas partes. Un ejemplo perfecto de que puedes tener todo lo deseas si trabajos duro por ello. Gracias por compartir la historia de tu vida.

[♛Rey Mysterio❔ @reymysterio]

This Sunday @8pm ET WWE Legends / A&E Biography 🇲🇽 @ Tijuana, Mexico https://t.co/TvCnNyC5IG

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

I spent all day yesterday binge watching Biography: WWE Legends and reliving the 90's. I need more. #WWELegends @AENetworks

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

@0liviajulianna i've never been good at the long con either

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

today is the day. stoked to sit down and watch this one

[Netflix @netflix]

8 hours 'til you can sink your teeth into Day Shift!

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

and some will be more upset at the fact that he said MOTHERFUCKER than the deaths of 19 school children. grow up and move around idiots

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

.@BetoORourke to a Greg Abbott supporter who laughed when the gubernatorial candidate mentioned the mass school shooting in Uvalde, Texas: “It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.” #txlege

[Rochelle Garza @RochelleMGarza]

🙋🏽‍♀️ Raise your hand if you're ready to elect a new Texas Attorney General who has never been indicted, isn't under FBI investigation, and isn't being sued by the Texas Bar.

(the bar is so low... )

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

i need to update my twitter list so i get interesting news instead of whatever algorithm i'm trapped in

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

@CaptPiccard Oh no she betta don't!

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

I would watch an entire show about just this lady. Weekly! #lifeafterlockup #loveafterlockup

[Queen A 🇰🇳 @AliceaTheGreat]

Okay now who is this? she’s pretty & I like her hair. #LifeAfterLockup #loveafterlockup

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

Shawn said Sarah started acting different once she got her phone. Yeah, she was setting up a rescue so you don't assault her on the side of the road. What a creep #lifeafterlockup

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

@mizzspooky Sober life is hard and Kristianna's probably looking at everything with a new perspective. Poor thing #lifeafterlockup

[CLARISSA BABYBRUJA @ClarissaPirate]

I need more Puppy, and less Lacey. #lifeafterlockup

[Shut up, 90 Day Fiancé is on @90DayCray1]

Pay attention other couples. This is love here and normal couple bickering. No ones cheating or bringing up their ex to say

#90DayFianceTheOtherWay #90DayFiance