Clark Wright

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Rich people love to venmo request you $4.72 for like half a bagel because they have no concept of money and don’t understand that working class people operate under an economy of buying someone a beer. I currently owe around 23 beers to friends and am owed around 29 beers

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place

While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy

[cj- @cjnieI]

this is how people who stand in the aisle as soon as the plane lands look

[guppy @guppytheband]

lots of merch cut discourse these days. while i totally agree, i think we’re ignoring a way bigger issue at venues: the bathroom tickets. sometimes venues only give us 4 bathroom break tickets per band. between a 4 person band on tour, each person peeing once is NOT enough.

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

guys we as a species need to focus all our efforts on making a cigarette that’s good for you. we should be working on this around the clock

[Clark Wright @ClarkCWright]

@JudithpsAntler @PaulSkallas lol get fucked

[Clark Wright @ClarkCWright]

@_jackcrane Also heard that venues under a $3k cap will give headliners $1000 in gas cards.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

BANK OF NH PAVILION IS THE GREATEST VENUE ON PLANET EARTH

[bobby @bobby]

you know that dish that's not quite a plate not quite a bowl. it's like a deep frisbee. that's the best dish.

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

The one bag fumble I'll never forgive myself for is not doing PPP loan fraud

[Clark Wright @ClarkCWright]

This is a very bad take

[Cory Henry @Cory_Henry]

I miss the days where nobody got paid for rehearsals.

[𝒅𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒐𝒕 @melip0ne]

types of wifes

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

Good artists borrow but great artists steal which is why I have 15 catalytic converters in my garage

[Jeremy Schneider @jeremyschneider.bsky.social @J_Schneider]

New Girl would be a better show if Jess was not on it

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Why do people have to dress like a dork ass loser to play golf

[Clark Wright @ClarkCWright]

@klarichUniv I’ll send you mine personally so you don’t miss it

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've been choking turtles with my bare hands