Matt Clark 🌹

Union Proud. Bass @mjsmokeheavy Former freelance writer at IGN, MTV, GamePro, 1UP, etc. In an abusive relationship with the Cincinnati Reds. Opinions are my own

[Matt Clark 🌹 @ClarkMatt]

My band @MJSmokeHeavy has a new release called REEFER CHAMBER out July 28. You can listen to a track on Bandcamp right now. Thanks! 🙏 💚
https://t.co/Wu1XJBIMFN

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@KjayyTmc Long gone

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https://t.co/ibbH0ZxvBx

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@ZelenskyyUa @POTUS I’m sorry that our country is currently controlled by a giant, ignorant orange man-baby who thinks he is our king. He is a fool and a blowhard. I am deeply embarrassed, as an American, by his actions. He does not represent the good people of this country.

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@Variety Jesus Christ, did Shapiro buy those eyebrows and mustache in a Halloween store?

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@elonmusk Imagine retweeting this without a hint of irony even though your rich daddy funded everything you have, you’re firing people who actually worked to get where they are, and you’re actively trying to steal taxpayer money to your own benefit. You’re brain dead, dude. A joke.

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@RepOgles No kings here, dipshit.

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@elonmusk I know a lot of people are calling you a Nazi, but I just want you to know I don’t think you’re a Nazi.

I just think you’re a dipshit.

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@SenatorSinema You’re a coward. Voting against working class people. What a loser.

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@sheetz Doh! Ok 😞

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@sheetz Where can I get a Papa Needs His Coffee mug? My Sheetz in Washington Township, OH has a sign but I don’t see the mugs. If I use my rewards are they behind the counter in a mug safe?? Papa needs his mug. 🙏 ❤️ ☕️

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When are they gonna talk about immigrants, though?

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Ok holy shit, I am going to Springfield, OH tomorrow and finding the dog eaters. THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS

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Dude, I live right by Springfield, Ohio what in the flying fuck are you talking about? #debate

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@Allie_In_Chains You should check out my band, @MJSmokeHeavy. That’s like our whole deal. https://t.co/VwZSGARNOe

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I think you meant on porpoise.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

JD Vance upsetting his wife on purpose so he has to sleep on the couch

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This related, or? #JDVance

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@DylanTweetin The Reds, of course.

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@JDVance1 You called him “America’s Hitler.” https://t.co/Ymvt1kWPHo

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Alright, fine, I’ll run for President.

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It’s like every sane person in America has been saying Joe Biden was too old for this shit since 2020 and JUST STARTING NOW all the Democrats are like “shit, is this guy old??”