Clark

Quotes of wisdom from the original leader of the Fukawei Tribe.

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

Let’s go Yealimi … jack one! #clark #wheresEk

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

@edwil111 @MySpaceTom123 @Buccigross Only victim is Ed who has to live in Reno

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

@sbrammer97 @YouthHockeyHub Sam stay in your lane. Back to the no showering non deodorant crowd

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

@KonnorHellebuns @GopherHole Just because you still breast feed from your poor mother doesn’t give you the right to talk about it on here

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

@PaulCharchian Kind of a shit selection this year so far…

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

“I wish it was snowing so I could blow snow! Go blow McCormicks snow & run out of gas on the way home, walk home get my keys, go get fresh gas, drive home, walk back to the blower & drive home, hopefully re blow my driveway & it would be 11pm. AND THIS SHIT WAS OVER!!” #Oscars

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

I’ve sent ziploc about 4 or 5 emails asking them to change back to the old squares. New design on the ziplocs is horrible and lids are impossible! #leftovers #ziploc #Clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

What’s the category if you don’t want to participate in the stupid ass dumb ass enneagram quiz? Does that make me zero? #enneagram #clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

*Bon Iver playing in background

“Sounds like Tiny Tim” #tiptowthruthetulips #ukulele #clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

Billy English looks like she should be on the cover of a monster drink #textsfromclark #Grammys2020 #Clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

I had to pee so bad I about shit myself! #clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

You know what Clarkette? Every since the day you got this pen, Ive despised it! It’s heavy, it’s blobby, writes like shit! #guestbook #clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

Put some Gold Bond on your lips and kiss my ass #prebond #gjcf #clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

John send me those tenderloin selfies wouldja? #clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

Back again #Clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

Guess who’s back? #clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

“If I was golfing here, I’d be out in the ocean... but that might be better cause then I’d get a drop” #usopen #PebbleBeach #clark

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

Dad, you ever tip cows? Yeah out by Bill McLaughlin’s place. Actually I think it was Leonard’s 🐄 #clark #cowtipping

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

Welcome to my fricken ordering online life

[Clark @ClarkWisdom]

Maysure you kiss my ass #clark