Clark Hess

🏡 Real Estate Sales & Development 👨‍💻Tech Junkie 💭 Dreamer 🏍 Motorcycle Enthusiast 👨‍👩‍👦 Husband/Father ✝️ Christ Follower 🗺 Traveler

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Tesla AI team:
— Puts out FSD 14 Lite for AI3
— Puts out FSD 14.3.5
— Record Q2 deliveries
— Driverless Robotaxis in 6 cities
— Hundreds of driverless cars
— Ashok & team sweating, panting for breath

Guy sitting on his couch tweeting:
Faster you idiots, faster!!!

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

@ZacksJerryRig @SECGov You appear to have become very miserable person. I feel bad for you.

[greg @greg16676935420]

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The ADHD dream career is being a highly paid consultant who swoops in, solves a complex crisis with a chaotic stroke of genius, and immediately exits before having to fill out the timesheets.

[Bret Taylor @btaylor]

I deeply resent that AI has forced me to eliminate em dashes from my writing for fear of signaling slop

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

Best news I have seen all day! @Starlink is coming to @FlyFrontier

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

@softboywin @Apple I finally switched to a Garmin watch until Apple can at least get three days of battery life. I miss my Apple Watch but cannot deal with charging it every single day.

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

The evidence against Robinson was overwhelming and virtually uncontested by the defense. I know the conspiracy theories were a fun true crime hobby, but it’s time for everyone to come home. Reality awaits you. And, if you’re one of those who used these theories to applaud the torment of a widow, may God have mercy on you.

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

I don't know who needs to hear this…but if I'm ever murdered at one of these events and someone claiming to be my friend proceeds to try and destroy everything I love based on vibes, ghostly visits and innuendo...please side with my wife…not the person claiming to be my friend.

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

To the Americans:

I've travelled all over the world. I've familiarized myself with many places, and met many people. And I'm a Canadian, although I’m privileged to reside once again in the States.

And here's something I've noticed, and it’s a key element of America's continuing greatness:

You bloody Americans value success, and you believe in its existence.

This is something that doesn't really happen anywhere else in the world. Even in other free democracies—the United Kingdom; Finland, Sweden, and Norway; Australia, New Zealand and Canada; Germany, France, and the Netherlands (great countries all)—a counterproductive cynicism too often reigns.

Success is equated with exploitation.
Ambition is looked upon with contempt.

This happens sometimes in the United States too—particularly among the miserable progressives, who confuse their resentment, ingratitude and unearned skepticism with wisdom.

But in your great country, by and large, striving is admired and success celebrated.

This means that more people strive and succeed in the US than anywhere else. And it's increasingly obvious. You remain stunningly more innovative and productive than any people anywhere else on the planet.

And so I say, as all should who are fortunate enough to live in the western world, let alone America:

Thank God for the United States.

Thank God for the wisdom of its founders.
Thank God for its faith in the free market and in the natural rights of man.
Happy birthday, you damn Yankees and Southerners.

Long may your admirable country dominate the world.

Long may your freedom and hope provide an example to those suffering everywhere at the hands of their malevolent states.

May your two and a half centuries of unparallelled success be just the beginning.

Your country is the light of the world, and the city on the hill.

Thank God for the USA.

Happy 250th.

Dr. Jordan B. Peterson

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Think about this, the 7+ year old Teslas with AI3 that are now getting FSD V14 Lite have a more capable self-driving system than any brand-new non-Tesla car currently sold in North America.

Pretty wild.

[diana schweinbeck @schweinbeck]

Please pay a graphic designer and stop using chat gpt for your event flyers 😭

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

I had the same issue. They kept gaslighting me and lying to me saying that I would have a tracking number any day. Finally, after multiple calls, at day 35, they offered to upgrade me to a brand new iPhone 17 Pro. I had an iPhone 16 Pro. The key was asking for them to give me a retail swap. Took about five phone calls, but it finally happened. Super frustrating. I have never had a bad experience with AppleCare prior to this.

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

@jacksongosnell @Apple @AppleSupport Finally today after 35 days of waiting, they gave up and are upgrading me to a brand new iPhone 17 Pro. Apparently a lot of iPhone 16’s are on backorder.

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

Day 11 of waiting on my AppleCare Express replacement iPhone… no updates from @apple or @AppleSupport

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

@howertonjosh You should really read Birthright by @TimothyAlberino.

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

@pastorlocke You are such a fraud it’s embarrasing

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

@elonmusk Subarus are way overrated… @Tesla on the other hand has totally earned this spot!

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

We will all know that AI is finally doing its job when front desk people stop taking 15 minutes punching around on their keyboard to do simple things like checking us into a hotel room…

[Clark Hess @Clark_Hess]

What happened to the @AppleSupport AppleCare Express Replacement? In the past I had a new iPhone on my front porch in 2-3 days. I submitted a replacement on 4/23/26, it has been 8 days with no updates and no device shipped yet. This used to be one of the best parts about AppleCare but now it would have been faster if I used Assurion through Verizon instead.. Super Dissapointing @Apple