ClarkJClark

[Paul Williams @IMPaulWilliams]

@Clark_J_Clark I will be praying for your success. Many thanks, Paul

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

#tbt to that time I took @Alyssa_Milano to the Golden Globes. I closed my eyes in this picture on purpose.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

I think Space Jam 2 should still star Michael Jordan, but like him as a bumbling grouchy NBA owner. It could be like Hook.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

I want to remake the Raymond Chandler short story The Lady in the Lake with @alejodorowsky, but change it to The Lake in the Lady.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

@IMPaulWilliams Thanks so much! https://t.co/VUHS5adBt3

[Paul Williams @IMPaulWilliams]

@Clark_J_Clark I will be praying for your success. Many thanks, Paul

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

Working on a really quick Star Wars spin off called Jar Jar Blinks. It'll be really quick and cheap @bad_robot @ahmedbest

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

I want to get rich and pay @IMPaulWilliams to play songs in my house all day.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

Nothing ever goes right for witches.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

Captain Crunch is always confused. He's a shitty captain.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

I love the name Jason Seagull way better @jasonsegel. Any chance you change it? Would be really kewl

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

I'm going to just bet on everything.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

@JimGaffigan @jeanniegaffigan see you guys at @DennysDiner later? Kewl

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

@nytimes I think you mean Jason Seagull, right?

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

I have Captain Crunch mouth and I've never eaten Captain Crunch.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

Hey @LeoDiCaprio, I'll totally support all of your causes if you appear in one of my upcoming movies or TV shows

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

Hey @DannyDeVito! Wanna come on my TV show I'm making in my garage? I'll send an @Uber over.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

I'm going underground for a while.

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

Is this thing on? Is this... hey, this isn't even a mic!

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

We'd like to invite a special guest on stage right now... um... We'd like to invite a special... hello? Is this thing on?!

[ClarkJClark @Clark_J_Clark]

We have a few celebrities in the audience tonight. I mean, like, I would assume we do. Hopefully...