Clark Kunt

Sure, I've got a few hang-ups. Anybody who strips naked in phone booths does. But, that's not my real problem...

[TravelnKids @TravelnKids]

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

A vending machine for bullets? Money in the slot and BANG! #ifmyvaginawasagun

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

If the barrel is facing out - how the fuck would you pull the trigger? #ifmyvaginawasagun

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

I get how the barrel would fit but where would you stick the butt? #ifmyvaginawasagun

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

#ifmyvaginawasagun thinking about saying something about a rat and a drain pipe but just can't quite make it work @VenusDeMileage

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun I'd be hoping it was a sex shooter. Get it? "Sex" as in "Six" - "six shooter" ....? You dumb fucks.

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

#ifmyvaginawasagun pump action with both barrels?

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

#ifmyvaginawasagun I'd be the son of a gun

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

What's all this #LoneRangerAU fuss?

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

@PiscesAreUs you're distracting me.

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

This is an experimental tweet. Thinking it could go viral #youneverknow

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

Watching god knows what episode of MadMen; becoming addicted.

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

Back on line; anybody got some quarters?

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

Loquacious beautician waxed lyrical #TeamFollowBack

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

...anyway. I feel a bit like been hit by Kryptonite. Good night fellow tweeters.

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

@MaskedMarketing - that's better. Hate that yellow lycra suit.

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

@VenusDeMileage ...but we digress. I only called in to get changed...must fly!

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

@Clark_Kunt @VenusDeMileage Damn! I had that one lined up next! Still, I didn't think you were comfortable leading with the straight lines.

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

@VenusDeMileage Got caught once. They threw the book at me.

[Clark Kunt @Clark_Kunt]

@VenusDeMileage but you've never spent a penny?