Clarke Schaumann

eclectic globetrotting mandarin-speaking banker, yogi, and lego-lover. good thoughts are my own, bad ones must be a hacker.

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

Couldn't be more excited to lead the amazing people in Guam and American Samoa at ANZ. Thanks to John for 7 years of trusted leadership!

ANZ announces new head for Guam, American Samoa https://t.co/b2SaxK2xXy via @postguam

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

@JordNZ I’m here

[Fiji 7s Team @Fiji7sTeam]

BACK TO BACK!!!! FIJI RETAIN THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL!!!!🥇🇫🇯🇫🇯🇫🇯🔥🔥🔥#Tokyo2020 #Olympics #Rugby

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

Just too good of satire

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

Wait for it

[Leslie Odom, Jr. @leslieodomjr]

It’s gonna take awhile to get all our votes counted. I’m willing to wait...

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

@bentorkington Can Tova moderate debates too?

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

@ossoff @m@@@@

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

By electing Democrats up and down the ballot, we have a chance to choose compassion over cruelty, empathy over ego, facts over fear, and hope over hate.

Not just in the White House, but in the halls of Congress, in state legislatures, and in local offices across the country.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Ask yourself: would this moment, or any moment, be a good time to re-elect a president who thrives on chaos?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

You are weak — both mentally and physically.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

The answer to COVID-19 is not a mystery, nor a miracle. What we need is presidential leadership.

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

Good trouble needs to check cowardice. Protest and anarchy are different. This chief does well to show the difference.

[Kevin J. Bethel @PPDCommish]

To the coward who did this: You didn't earn any extra "woke-points". You're not brave. You're not a revolutionary. You're certainly no hero. And despite all of your failings, heroes like Rob will still answer your calls for help. My full statement below:

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

First: Watch this. She's right.

Second: Imagine what we could get done if women didn't have to deal with things like this on top of doing their job.

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

A lot of calls to God in this mashup. If it helps my God-fearing friends, open up to the book of Numbers and read about the serpent on the pole. It was a simple act to look upon the serpent and be saved, but many did not.
The mask is the serpent. It’s an easy act, do it.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘I don’t wear a mask for the same reason I don’t wear underwear: Things gotta breathe’ — These Floridians warned of satanism, death, and pedophilia over a mask mandate

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

@SteveGuest What did Biden say the last 2 seconds of the clip where you paused and didn’t let the clip play out the full 7 seconds? Can you tweet out the full 7 seconds? Seems like her corrects himself immediately after.

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

Looking for the full clip, maybe just 3 more seconds. What did Biden say immediately after?
@SteveGuest is this what you mean when you say the media manipulates the story?

[Steve Guest @SteveGuest]

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH JOE BIDEN?

Joe Biden just said, "Now we have OVER 120 MILLION dead from COVID."

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

@SteveGuest Can you post the full clip? maybe just 5 more seconds? I’m looking for the what he said immediately after...

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

This will be magical

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

If you are looking for a weird movie - because they are too rare these days - this might be it.

[Clarke Schaumann @ClarkeANZ]

Ode to cutting satire

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

“Someone is at home wondering how he’s going to make rent and feed his family. And someone else is wondering if they can binge-watch the first season of The Sopranos or whatever.” @jpinsk argues that there are really two pandemics in America: https://t.co/Q29BhYkHxp

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Whether you supported Bernie or any other candidate throughout the primary, know that there is a home for you in our campaign. You're not just welcome — you're needed. And I will do everything I can to earn your vote this November.