Clarke Corsan

one day I hope to love something the way women in commercials love yogurt

[Clarke Corsan @ClarkeCorsan]

@the_ns I wasn’t gonna waste my energy as you clearly are out of touch, but The reason Don was fired was the sensitivity of people today. The last 30 years has seen the far lefts who have nothing else to do but get upset at something have power. Hold her to the same standard of TODAY

[ميلكا •🇸🇦 @Milka_61]

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[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Who put the Windows sound effects on this https://t.co/peAIaNhKde

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Bank: How will you be paying back this loan?

Me: I rt'd one of those "rt and you'll get $10,000 tomorrow" tweets

Bank: oh shit u good fam

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A photo of a dad joke in action.

[Duramax Trucks @DirtymaxTrucks]

Need this truck in my driveway 😍🔥

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.

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😂😂😂

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accurate

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Whenever i'm happy and something goes wrong

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Lmao Draymond Green Passing Steph Curry That Imaginary Doobie 😂 https://t.co/NzgKjdHZE8

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When you get in an argument with your mom and forget she hadn't approved your plans for tomorrow yet

[Clarke Corsan @ClarkeCorsan]

One week into university and all I've learned is how to open a beer bottle with a quarter

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Lmao so true

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My life in a tweet