Chris Clarke

I have 26 dollars in my wallet.

[Chris Clarke @ClarkeRocks]

Sorry it took me so long to reply to your text. I only look at my phone 7 hours and 13 minutes a day.

[Chris Clarke @ClarkeRocks]

@ToddUES @WONF4W Come let me take you back. Turn back the hands of time.

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@StreamWithKev The Best Vampire Movie Trinity: Near Dark, Lost Boys & Fright Night

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@arobin0888

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@blakeofspades11 I’ll take it over Kills any day of the week.

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@enidzilla I found this at a flea market, but it’s missing Halloween II. It had a 4K original Halloween in its place.

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@psychodad39 @nypost

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@OFolaby

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@CinemaOfScreams Forever disappointed that they deleted the scene where the Mayor is the only one who votes in Brody’s favor on whether he should be fired or not.

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Grok doesn’t break kayfabe.

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@Deezus_Walks Justice for Ichabod!

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@Steveen_G19 @WrestlingHumble Smash from Demolition off the top of my head.

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Things my girlfriend says: What’s one beer going to do? Make you better at your job?

[Chris Clarke @ClarkeRocks]

I just bet my life savings on whether or not Bad Bunny mentions ICE.

[Chris Clarke @ClarkeRocks]

Live every day like it’s St. Patrick’s Day.

[Chris Clarke @ClarkeRocks]

@CinemaOfScreams

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She didn’t miss much.

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Goals for 2026: 1) Reopen The Grey Lodge Pub. 2) Drink even more beer. 3) Find my leather jacket. 4) Eat a waffle burger. 5) Kill more celebrities. 6) Don’t die.

[Chris Clarke @ClarkeRocks]

@JawsomeBrody You’re gonna need a bigger fridge.

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All I want for Christmas is an Irish Car Bomb.

[Chris Clarke @ClarkeRocks]

I don’t blame Santa Claus. If my name was Nick, I would change it too.