Captain dry D

Glass half full.

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

@PlayApex fix your fucking game im sick of being DDOS

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

✨ There’s a special referral event going on in the #Webull mobile app 😍 Participate to win awesome prizes! https://t.co/UMzVhmKe9s

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

@XboxSupport could I please get in contact with anyone that works for you. Online support is useless I want a phone call now its been more than 48 hours with nothing from this garbage company

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

@XboxSupport my account gets hacked and they use an automated service to verify me thats actually useless

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

@XboxSupport has to have the worst customer service getting an actual human on the phone is harder than getting into Fort knox

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

@Joe_Geez @matt_grieci S13 Silvia or jzx 110 chaser

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

What's the move

[NFL @NFL]

🏀🐐 & 🏈🐐?

TALE OF THE TAPE: @KingJames vs. Tom Brady.

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

@JakeDwyer SIK

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

@Rogly @piffbradley I love it

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I used to wonder how Nazi propaganda was so effective, but now after watching how people react to our extremely skewed news networks, it shouldn’t be a surprise. You lemmings need to learn to start thinking for yourselves.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

TB♥️12

More #Patriots Valentines: https://t.co/0pANI19CD5

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Light some weed and share it with your friends.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

The ages of Tom Brady's current receivers when he won Super Bowl XXXIX in 2005:

Dwayne Allen: 14
Danny Amendola: 19
Brandon Bolden: 15
Rex Burkhead: 14
Brandin Cooks: 11
Phillip Dorsett: 12
Mike Gillislee: 14
Rob Gronkowski: 15
Chris Hogan: 17
Dion Lewis: 14
James White: 13

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

SHUTDAFUKUP

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

Acting stupid getting drunk with my best friends

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

If anyone is looking to abuse alcohol today let me know

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

Powerball is the only drinking game that matters

[Captain dry D @Clarke_Chris]

@paigedorion Me