Clarky

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Do other animals freak out when they see Victor Wembanyama? Like if a horse who's seen a ton of people sees him, the horse is gonna be like hey what the fuck, right?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

If the Henry Nowak video doesn't get the UK to revolt, nothing will

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Jeffery Perkins @JefferyxBball]

Me in 2045 still calling lebron the goat over wemby

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

1924? They were still doing this shit in *1924*?

[Clarky @Clarkstergames]

@cee_suella “Scholar” in bio, lmfao yeah have the provider (Starlink) pay him for having a good product. Makes sense👍🏼

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

My dog loves playing with his ball by the sea and catches it right before it reaches the ball because he thinks it will steal from him

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

These new gym ppl not it bruh I went up to dis one dude and asked how many sets he got left bro said 10 💀fuck u mean u got 10 sets left bro

[kordell @lledrook]

niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game

[… @Unkle_K]

Can’t get CTE when you don’t have a brain 👍🏾

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Westbrook being top 5 in triple doubles this season

[MD @mike_daddino]

JJ Redick wasn’t kidding when he said Deandre Ayton can’t catch a basketball

[Joe @ThisAintJosiah]

If you put Suggs brain in a dog it would start mooing

[stabs @taStabss]

when im getting mauled by a strange cow and my buddy knocks me out with a fucking rock

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Cooper Flagg last two games:

45 PTS
9 AST
8 REB
14-27 FG
2-4 3PT

51 PTS
6 REB
3 STL
19-30 FG
6-9 3PT

First rookie since Allen Iverson in 1997 with 40+ PTS in back-to-back games.

[Chemical 🔞@ ACFI! @ChemicalHazard]

@Witchwatch99 Apologies new friend in Japan, but no.

You will find Americans are very set in our ways when it comes to units of measurement. We will use literally ANYTHING other than the metric system to describe something.

Here is a cat for you, banana for scale.

[KNBR @KNBR]

Wait for the smoke flag 🇺🇸 🫡

[Clarky @Clarkstergames]

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @VivaLaStool @StoolBaseball The new Jonah Hill transformation glasses are a choice

[Clarky @Clarkstergames]

@JeffPassan O’Neil Cruz gotta turn them dms off after that inning

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Aaron Judge whenever the game is being broadcasted to more than 300,000 people on YES Network