Clarkykestrel

Music listener. Game player. Beer Drinker. TV watcher. LFC supporter. Occasional miniature painter. CompSci BSc & MRes from UEA, that I now use to pour pints

[Clarkykestrel @Clarkykestrel]

“I can’t find what I want, and I don’t know what I’m looking for.” - @andersonshatch’s new self-help book, coming 2022

[Clarkykestrel @Clarkykestrel]

We conquered all of Europe,
but now we’re gonna stop.
From Paris down to Turkey,
we’re giving it all up.
Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly,
are turning in their graves.
We are loyal supporters,
but are we going separate ways?
Arrêtons, Arrêtons!

#LFC #LiverpoolFC #SuperLeagueOut

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“That’s a you, and it problem; You expected it to do something reasonable, and it didn’t.” - @andersonshatch

The context isn’t important. I think there’s a lot it can apply to right now.

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I miss 2019. A time when live streamed funerals were a weird concept, and not something I have now “attended” 2 of.

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Has the education secretary mentioned if he wants every student back in September yet?

and have I somehow set the video player to 75% speed? He takes an age to get out every sentence.
#dailybriefing

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BBC News - Coronavirus: What will a night out be like after lockdown? https://t.co/NeLHwb4X74

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I have very little going on in my life currently, and despite that, I’m still livid for how much time I wasted in the last week or two watching The Man in the High Castle, having just watched that finale.

#isolation #tmithc #TheBookWasBetter

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Hi Future-Mike,

On this day in years passed, you realised you hate people that feel the need to reshare every bit of inane shit that comes up in their Timehops, and I just wanted to set you up for an ironic post for the future.

Hope you’re well,

Contemporary-Mike

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@nuthatch “Suche Latenz’, literally translates as “search latency”, but it makes a nice curse for after it happens.

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

15 days ago I joked that Trump would sign the coronavirus stimulus with a bunch of pens and then hand them out, but I honestly never imagined that was possible in reality

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

I take back everything I’ve said, those guys are idiots.

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“I’ve had 5 heart attacks..” begins the man trying to give you health advice.
#TheExploited

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I wish I was better at remembering her name so I didn’t have to ask again next time.

#ClearlyNotThatGreat

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I think I have found a Karma based, guardian angel.

Every now and then, when I am feeling low, and I’m out and about, this woman comes up to me to talk about how I helped her out of a shit situation a year ago.

She always makes an effort to thank me

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@RahulKohli13 2 days ago that bloke probably got told his mindset belonged in the 20’s, and he thought that meant he was progressive.

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I would enjoy it if Facebook stopped suggesting the woman, my now deceased father had an affair with, as a recommended Facebook friend.

Any time this would suck - but fuck me, this week!

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No woman, #NorCry

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Overheard in the pub: “Depression is apparently when you are so sad, you cry.”

Oh fuck off.

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@yogawithadriene I unsubscribed from your email chain back in February, but I have just started getting emails from you again, yet can’t unsubscribe without a password. Which is against the law, as is the fact that you have started emailing me again, despite unsubscribing.