Clarky

👶 Level 32 👶
🍚 Ricecel 🍚
🐵 MDPV Aficionado 🐵
🤏 Micro Penis Advocate 🍆

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

Why do they make adhd tests so boring, guess I will never know

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

I stopped smoking weed because I started laughing like Seth Rogan

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

Is it illegal to crucify your mother for biblical reasons?

#christianvalues #jesus #serious #god #christian #question #christianity

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@RougeMoonRising I don’t fit, my fat pokes out the ventilation holes and it’s really uncomfortable. I am going to microwave the toaster again, fuck this shit

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@Nujagoat I just can’t afford a prostitute without leprosy who has all her major limbs at the moment. Should have enough pocket money saved by the time I’m 35 so expect a very happy birthday boy 🥳🥳🥳

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@godspeed_aflame I just can’t afford a prostitute without leprosy who has all her major limbs at the moment. Should have enough pocket money saved by the time I’m 35 so expect a very happy birthday boy 🥳🥳🥳

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@RougeMoonRising My mother doesn’t want me to be happy, she makes me watch her and my dad fuck so I know how to please a woman when I save up enough money but she won’t raise my allowance. I’m only 32!! How am I suppose to afford a harlot without leprosy on $5 a week. Fuck my ricecel micro penis!

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@RougeMoonRising He gets to use the wrong verb tense all the time and he’s praised but when I do it I get a night in the dog cage

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@pinkamaniaa It’s not humane that they didn’t put you down after your aneurysm, what benevolent god would allow one of his creatures to continue living like this

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@wint3rbunny0 Wow, I am actually hurt. Is me following you from a distance where you can never confirm it but you know deep down something is there not enough for you????? Women I swear 🫨🫨🫨

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@unadulterated00 @auteurhouse Toxic yaoi incarnate, you just know they went at it till they were shooting blanks every single night

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@bells_tolling Clearly you haven’t read anything by Tom Clancy. That man really knows how to get my engine revving if you know what I mean

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

@drjamesbjoyce Fuck you James Joyce you illiterate twat, why does my dad makes me sleep in a dog cage when I mess up verb tenses but you get to walk the streets after all the bullshit you pulled

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

Fuck James Joyce
Fuck my Dad
Fuck my fat chud existence

I am not allowed home alone because I misread the instructions for the toaster once but James Joyce can fuck about with the fabric of time like it’s nothing

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

How is it fair that we are both illiterate, but James Joyce is praised while I have to sleep in a dog cage????

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

I am basically James Joyce if he was a ricecel from Indiana with a micro penis

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

I use past, present and future tense interchangeably, sometimes in the same sentance because its my writing style. I want you to feel confused and frustrated. My intention as an author is to be incoherent. The subtext to my work is fuck you

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

I spent the last 7 hours rewriting and rewording the same 3 sentences over and over because I couldn't quite get the wording to sound right, before deciding just to delete the whole paragraph. It was in the middle of a chapter. It's a literal plot hole

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He didn’t close the curtain because he overdosed lmao

This is why you should be allowed to smoke in the GAP, this is the third time this week. What a mess of a company

[Clarky @Clarkypls]

WAAAWAAA I DONT LIKE THE SMELL OF CIGARETTES.

Fuck you, I don’t care. Stop being a baby. I paid 15 quid for this pack, if I wanna smoke one while in the GAP Outlet I will. It’s a fucking GAP. There’s a guy shooting up smack in the changing rooms, he didn’t even close the curtain