Lacey Bordeaux - Parody

PARODY ACCOUNT // Maven of Morality // Momma to SMackDown, Big Willie and Henrietta // Owner Elite Class Farm // #41Smoke // Taken by @OnewingedRP

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

❤️ Girlfriend of @OnewingedRP

🐓🐖 🐷 Momma to Hen, Willie, SMackDown plus critters & cryptids

👩‍🌾 Co-owner of Elite Class Farm, Zoo & Cryptid Castle

👒 ALWAYS A LADY

☕️🥃 Loves coffee and whiskey

🦠 Nasties will be given a stern talkin’ to

🤼 @ECCWRP talent

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

//Please don't RP realistic situations on the timeline that can be a very real trigger for someone. I'm not talking about injuries. I'm talking about hyperrealistic drug addiction, any kind of abuse, etc. If you want to do it, please add a trigger warning because you never know what someone else might be going through. While you think it's fun, someone could have just lost a loved one to addiction. Personally I am five years out from someone I love IRL’s addiction and mentally and financially still traumatized by it.

Please just be considerate. I'm not saying don't write it, just either put it in a group chat or under a trigger warning.

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

Hey @StillAlIAboutMe I got a bunyip!

Somebody said “Miss Lacey that ain't real!”

I said of course it is! Then they told me it's from Koala Land and not the one by Disney

So maybe it ain't real ‘cause I think ya really come from other space and so does @WallerEffective

It would ‘xplain so much!

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

Well if ya were more ladlylike and wore real clothin’ maybe more people would like ya

[Belle Delphine (parody) @Bellefemboydelp]

I guess I'll remain alone since no one wants to ship with me

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

//This morning I was at a Special Olympics event and afterwards a guy on the opposite team cut a full promo about how he was the best and had just proven it. Then he yells Burn It Down! and he and his friends start singing the Seth Rollins theme. You never know who is watching and who will be influenced by you ❤️

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

Good mornin’ y’all

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

They’re so mean to each other!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

I told y’all they’re stealin’ ev’rythin’! Like I heard over there they got this thing called a yeti that’s like a big ol’ white Biggie

Ain’t never heard of it ‘til I said I had my own brown one

They’ll steal it all, y’all just watch!

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

Hey @OnewingedRP I love you ❤️

#ForTysonsEyesOnly #DontLookIfYouAintHim #ISaidDontLookYaNasty
#ISAIDDONTLOOKIFYOURNAMEAINTTYSON

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

I like lemonade but why is he sad ‘bout a duck? I like ducks, ducks are my friends

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

Y’know poor sweet @BunnyA11ie ain't never done nothin’ to nobody and ya just can't leave ‘er alone.

‘Xcept she ain't no real rabbit but I overlook that

[Tenille Dashwood @StillAlIAboutMe]

“Take @BunnyA11ie with you. Both of you should just move there. You’d love it!”

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

Anybody wanna go on a road trip to Alaska? They got a bridge now, it's under the line!

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

That's ‘cause they're pygmy ones, they won't grow no bigger, I've got three like this

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

This is what I woke up to this mornin’ on the camera

Y’all say awww he’s cute, he’s harmless

That’s how they get ya! https://t.co/XpsGAbK80z

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

After nearly 10 months of recovery….. EMMANUEL TODD LOPEZ DID IT!!!👏🏻

[Lacey Bordeaux - Parody @ClassAndLace]

I ain't tellin’ none of y'all where I live but I might have most of ‘em on my farm