Classroom Classics

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"Hell naw I caint swim! Look my skin. I'm black, nigga!"

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"Nigga I done seen a shark!" -student in knee deep lake water

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We needa get some Scottish music up in this b! I'm 78% Scottish!

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"Darius daddy done got ran over by da po-lice. Dat nigga tried to run" (chorus of laughter)

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"I'm bout to have me a child, I need some mo damn food stamps"

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"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" -another black kid

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"Awwwww hell naahh!" -black kid

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"He's still better than Obama!" -white kid in response to Reagan removing solar panels from the White House

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I ain't smoke in forever cuz I done had to pay my lawyer. Nigga ain't even get the charges dropped, shiiiiiiiit.

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"I got mad at my teacha las year so I busted off a piece a her lab table wit my toof"

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"Girl, you can have MY banana. I'ma give you some potassium!" *points at 'K' on Periodic Table*

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"Me and my boy BJ got us a whole litter of kittens and threw em at stop signs"

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"A bunch of my friends are bronies. It's cool."

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"Adam n Eve done ate that fruity, damn right I'ma lick that booty!"

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"Ho, I'ma thow some hunneds at yo ass, bands'll make her dance, right Mr. H?"

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On a student inventory: "My friends call me Cinnamon, cuz I'm sweet, but sometimes I choke people! :)"

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"I done let him nut in me bout 8 times and I STILL ain't get pregnant!"

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"Nigga was all like ohh I got kids! Don't do it! I was like if I'ma pop em then I'ma pop em, ya feel me?"

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"Where'd that sound come from?" "Outta Justin's bunghole!"