Joe Westfall

Retired Culinary School Director. Educating home cooks - one class at a time.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

Oops. Made a mistake. It is 60 feet between bases in Little League. D’oh.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@espn, @LittleLeague . Someone needs to tell the play by play guy on the Nicaragua v. Panama game that the bases are 45 feet apart instead of 60 feet. He’s been saying that all thru the series.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@TheRickWilson Am I missing something on this Bannon thing? I see his desire to appear before the J6, and demand to do it live as just an opportunity for him to get on his pro-TFG soapbox and try to dominate the conversation.
Don’t see the benefit to J6 and it would just heighten his exposure.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@thehill I believe they call in being “franked” but I could be wrong.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@haynesdeborah If he was run over by tank, does that mean he was “franked?”

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

Did someone just ask what they voted for AFTER they voted?

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@realDonaldTrump . For the love of G-d, please sit down and shut up. Or, just go play golf. Let the adults handle it from here.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

Ok, one last time:
In any given year, on avg., 3-4mil women are pregnant in the US. You can test every woman or none, they’re still pregnant.

Testing more women doesn‘t mean more pregnancies, nor does “slowing down” testing result in fewer pregnancies.

I’m tired of it.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Cases up because of BIG Testing! Much of our Country is doing very well. Open the Schools!

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@realDonaldTrump For the last time:

Based on avg. in any given year 3-4mil women are pregnant in US. You can test them all or test 0, they’re still going to be pregnant. Saying that increased testing results in more pregnancies is really not how that works.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@CharlesPPierce Warren Zevon opening for Steve Goodman at the Golden Bear in Huntington Beach, CA in 1976. Went to see Steve and thought, “This Warren guy might go somewhere.”

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

I can’t wait to try some of these Dershowitz level defenses:
”I’m sorry, but robbing that bank was in the best interest of my family.“ OR: “Your honor, if you introduce evidence into my trial, we could be here for hours. Is that something you really want to put the jury through?”

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@RepAdamSchiff
The clips that the WH lawyers played that showed Trump not doing anything bad is kind of like the news clips that show the neighbors of a mass murderer when they find out and say, “We’ll, he was a nice quiet man. This completely surprises me.”

[Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

After listening to the President’s lawyers opening arguments, I have three observations:

They don’t contest the facts of Trump’s scheme.

They’re trying to deflect, distract from, and distort the truth.

And they are continuing to cover it up by blocking documents and witnesses.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@SenatorCollins I’m sorry, but you completely missed the point that in the Clint impeachment trial, you already had the documents AND testimony depositions from witnesses INCLUDING Clinton. You had that as a base on which to draw from. Not even close to comparing the witness/document issue. 😕

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@RepAdamSchiff @RepJerryNadler . This might be appropriate to point out the somebody, perhaps at least in rebuttal.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@thehill You should have thought of that before you said your first one.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@BernieSanders Please know that Medicare is not free. 2020 cost for part B is 144.60/mo + $X for part D. PRIVATE insurers provide Medicare advantage programs (and actively market) which keeps them in the Medicare loop. Please clarify this vs. Medicare 4 All - are we saying “Free Medicare?”

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@ewarren This is more on the point of “Medicare 4 all. I hope that people know that Medicare is not free. There is a cost: $144.60 for part B + $X for part D unless you have a Medicare Advantage plan which PRIVATE insurers love to market to seniors this time of year. Please clarify this.

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

@KFaulders @maggieNYT @Jim_Jordan Seems like written answers from trump to Mueller were perfectly acceptable then. So, what’s the difference?

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump, for someone whining about the alleged misdeeds by the Bidens, you are fighting awfully hard to keep anyone from seeing your tax returns. What are you up to? @NBCPolitics @CBSNews @ABC . @anyone?

[Joe Westfall @ClassesJoe]

This was from June. Seems more appropriate now than ever: