ClassicADUBfan

WARNING: These tweets are HAWT, like Michael Martinez. Follow, RT like crazy & favvv them! Don't know what ADUB means, then don't follow ;)

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Me: "MOM COME QUICKLY, MY BOYFRIEND HAS FALLEN AND CANNOT GET UP!!!" Mom: "...Try picking your Allstar Weekend poster up..." #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

I want Zach, Michael & Cameron bobble heads so when I ask "Do you guys love me?" They will all nod saying yes to me forever. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

#MemoriesIWontForget When Dillon got a haircut. #ClassicADUBfan

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#MemoriesIWontForget No Adubber will ever forget the first time they met Allstar Weekend. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

#5ThingsOnMyChristmasList Michael Martinez, Zach Porter, Cameron Quiseng, Dillon Anderson and Brent Schneiders. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Not being able to remember what color your bedroom walls are because they're covered in Allstar Weekend posters. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Friend: "What's your favorite song?" Me: "Not your birthday...Wait no, Amy...Actually Be There....Just anything ASW!" #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Friend: "I need a guy to keep me warm for the winter." Me: "Wrap yourself in posters." Friend: "........" Me: "It works." #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

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"To Do List..." #ClassicADUBfan

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Realizing you're still single because you expect every guy to be as perfect as Allstar Weekend. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Spamming Allstar Weekend with tweets > Homework. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Fact: Allstar Weekend spelt backwards spells PERFECTION. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Plot Twist: Cameron is actually a raging slut and Michael is the real virgin. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Me: "DLKGJLBNLKRFGDHSDHS ALLSTAR WEEKEND!!!" Mom: "What?" Friends: "What?" People: "What?" Adubber: "HGAGSFSDFHGSD I KNOW!" #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Dear Santa, this Christmas, I want Allstar Weekend. If that's too expensive, you don't need to put clothes on them. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

*When Meeting New People* People: “So, what's your name?” Me: “DO YOU LIKE ALLSTAR WEEKEND!?” #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

#WaysToMakeMeSmile Buy me Allstar Weekend concert tickets. #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

Friend: "Do you have a twitter?" Me: ".......NOPE." #ClassicADUBfan

[ClassicADUBfan @ClassicADUBfan]

When your parents leave you home alone: "Well, I hope the neighbours like Allstar Weekend......*blasts music & sings*" #ClassicADUBfan