Average Beaver

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@GigglingGanon Scripted

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@DApiperider2 @_Patriot1776Q_ Also, great use of the word “asinine” you don’t hear it as much nowadays.

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@DApiperider2 @_Patriot1776Q_ How old was Mary when it was said she birthed Jesus

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@FinancialPhys Eat the $440 for now then scrap the copper after you move out

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@yeisonyeid @FeRinS_FN @alongo13_ @Hasos965 @Zlatal_X Did you figure it out? Probably just a glitch

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@TorrenceTh88247 @FeRinS_FN @alongo13_ @Hasos965 @Zlatal_X Kinda mean but damn pretty true. This is one greedy mf

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@scenicresorts Anderson paaks is good as shit

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@CinemaShogun Why does he always look so wet

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@RiseAboveWithK This woman just made this story up as she went.

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@DApiperider2 @_Patriot1776Q_ Reminds me of Judaism and Christianity

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@its_The_Dr I kind of understand that. He was funny in rocket man but really he is just not funny. I feel like he tries his hardest to be like an Andy Kaufman type funny but he fails miserably.

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@oceanicgroyper Nowadays he would probably just call guitar hero gay

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@amsterdare8 @FireMemeNews Did you see his special? Not sure what you are referring to , but it sounds like a bit. He talks about his dad on his special and it’s actually pretty sincere despite his dad probably being kinda shitty

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@Mela__son This was the first movie to make me cry as a child. Other than Rutgers go to Paris. When they leave Dill out the rain

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@HustleBitch_ I won’t trust someone that sounds like a fucking cyborg.

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@SeanselderInc @1stclassclips Why’d you spell weenies like that

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@nifeth Shut up Dee

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