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\\ expect the unexpected // ♍️

[• @ClassicMatt_]

@teaandfacts123

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. ​i will do so much stuff.
2. ​later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. ​eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. ​oh no.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me napping all weekend instead of catching up on everything i was supposed to get done

[solé @layxsnv]

HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will knock myself out i dont give a fck

[Big Uncle @Usmanashafe]

The weird look on all the children’s faces is killing me 🤣🤣

They all seems to know too much 😂

[i like food @messedupfoods]

She’s watching tv in her head

[SRT PUGGS @PUGGS_]

No and you will remember at 9pm Saturday

[Former Lawman @formerlawman]

Just before midnight. East Reno. McCarran and Rock Blvd.

A Porsche 911 GTS and an Audi RS5 are mid-race down McCarran. Both blow the red. An uninvolved Toyota pickup catches the hit.

Six people inside that pickup. All six in the hospital. An 84-year-old is fighting for his life.

The juvenile driving the Porsche? Hospitalized. The adult driver and passenger of the Audi? Hospitalized.

Reno PD's Major Accident Investigation Team has it. They believe witnesses left the scene before officers arrived.

[Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil @SimplyAJ144]

All bc she packed her husbands big ass lunch 😂😂😂

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Black man shows off how he steals food from gas stations..

This is why we can’t have nice things.

[marrz2003 @marrz2003]

@solar_ric He won't be doing that again. Good job for her.

[bestmane(its getting tough.) YIA @gr3atmane]

nigga ass fat as shit 😭😭😭😭

[199621147 @lyemcfly]

Nigga gonna be a trans girl by 2028

[The Angryman @AngrymanChannel]

Rick Ross got caught flying economy and I'm not about to extend him any grace on this one. As much trash as this man talks about everybody? He called 50 Cent broke. He said Drake's album flopped when it went platinum in three weeks. Now look at him, folded up in coach. Drake literally called this shot: "If I'm lying I'm flying economy. I bet I know who I'll see." You can't talk that much and then live like that. Karma keeps the receipts.

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

do you know how crazy your pen game gotta be to predict the future

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

He didn’t play Spider-Man to date old hags in their 30s

[1001Tracklists Media @1001TLtv]

Idris Elba closed his set for Black House Radio with an absolute banger then started dancing in the crowd 🕺🙌

[Bigg Gleectchie @gleesh]

The whole world needs to hear this song mo

[💫Flames🔥🥷 @flames_28]

Funny animal and the baby 😂😂😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability