Matthew Owl

I like long walks on the beach and flowers with chocolates in them. But nothing gets me going like snuggling up in my windowsill with a nice Steven King novel

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@AstroBulldog @joshduellman Your sick get some sleep and don't skip out on the vitamin c. And drink lots of water

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@joshduellman @alison_jette

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

Discover great free apps and get rewarded with gift cards! https://t.co/LRwBV0wsQL via @freemyapps

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

What are you on probation for? Chasin my momma with a butchers knife. #WatchingCops

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@gillard_kc @The_Real_Rubio joey get on your rt game already

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@gillard_kc bruh sauced you an rt bud

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@ArbuckleMyShoes fag

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

I just want to be so rich anytime a new phone comes out I can buy it #IsThatToMuchToAskFor

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

my phone decided it would be cool to take 72 screen shots while I was at work #ThatLilPrankster

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@HoffWolf I thought that last night when you were talking to my girlfriend #RuthlessPlayer

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@AnnaGrangerr just fake choked for at lest 2 min waiting for true loves kiss to heal her #WeAintInLove #ShesDead

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@AnnaGrangerr neither you're to young for that stuff

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

Watering trees like it's my job #OWaitItIs

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@AnnaGrangerr sack tapped me so I tickled the fuck out of her

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@Ajannnn @AnnaGrangerr hates you to #Creeper

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@Ajannnn 3. I still fucking hate you #MyPhoneIsStillGoingOff

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

@Ajannnn aja fucking hate you

[Matthew Owl @Classic_Owl]

The only thing I learned this year is how to yeet and trippy dance @Polander_27 @Mr_Bezat